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Maybe we'll be a free country when people care more about May Day than Ramen Day and May the Fourth.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Is "grease monkey" still a slur in good standing?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

"i just don't understand it. no matter how many times we help our opponents accomplish their goals, they keep getting more powerful and we keep getting less popular"

submitted 103 days ago • 5 comments

Oh sure, I'M the dumbass for thinking Goodbye Yellow Brick Road was on the Wicked soundtrack.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus: Love thy neighbor. Preppers: I will do everything in my power to NOT have neighbors.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Now I gotta buy a dang combine just to keep doing ethical capitalism. My Harris magnet will look great on the back though.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

USA vs Canada has been an awesome game. MVP? Definitely the sound tech capturing every CLANK of the bench doors, feel like I'm right at ice level!

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

"Trumpism will not be defeated by politicians inside the DC beltway," writes Senator Bernie Sanders for Guardian US. "It will only be defeated by millions of Americans, in every state in this country, coming together in a strong, grassroots movement."

submitted 126 days ago • 9 comments

Key & Peele east/west bowl sketch but for the Puppy Bowl

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When Este's shinin' When Danielle's timin' When Alana's rhymin' That's when I'm HAIMin'

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Great distillation from @davidjroth.bsky.social "Even the most miraculous plowshare must have some potential utility as a sword."

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

@downgoesbrown.bsky.social I was watching Heat on Hulu last night, and money launderer Van Zant is watching a hockey game for about 5 seconds before he's (spoiler alert) killed by McCauley. Can you identify the game, its outcome, and any thematic implications to the neo-noir cops & robbers classic?

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

1 in 83 ain't zero! There's hope for us yet.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Lovingly crafting food from scratch the old fashioned way bloody sucks.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I speak French. Quatre vingt dix nutz, n'est-ce pas?

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