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I’m always intrigued by these. I’m usually pretty open so I always wonder what people would DM that they wouldn’t feel comfortable saying.

The evolution of a Rugby player.

Why is life absolutely ass right now? I’m not talking the state of the world. I’m talking the day to day grind. I’m trying to figure out how to work while occupying a toddler in a car while waiting for my 71 year old mother to have surgery.

I wouldn’t say friends but I’m on speaking terms with almost off of them.

All that analysis and they missed the fact that white people simply white peopled. They voted (or not voted at all) for Trump thinking his policies wouldn’t hurt them.

Definitely cannot do both!

My brain is an out of date trivia board game. A few cheesy Batman comics and a messy fanny pack that has everything I’ll ever need. But fuck me if I can find it in that moment.

I don’t know if a sunny day, a full nights sleep and an extended period where I am not needed would help my depression but I do know any one of them would be nice.

Depression is different for everyone. I still workout. I’m still an active member of my rugby team. I’m an active parent. If I didn’t do those things I’d be worse off. For some it’s indistinguishable from their day to day but something inside is screaming something is wrong.

Check on your strong friends. They probably will pretend everything is alright but you can usually tell.

Someone posted that Goldilocks and the three bears was indoctrination into accepting Colonialism and making the colonizers the hero despite all the evidence otherwise. #shooketh

Oh look! It’s white people uniting and protesting something that isn’t animal rights. Must be impor…Nope! They just don’t like the swastikkkar. I’m surprised they aren’t in pink pussy hats and suits.

Not so much my parents but my grandparents. And not only did I have to be friends with these dusty mfers one of those rugrats gave me chicken pox. That, I will never forgive my grandparents for.

This was a celebrity with means. How many elderly Americans do we lose this way because they’re poor and left alone with no community.

To anyone who has read the New Testament and doesn’t realize this DO YOU EVEN BIBLE BRO?

This is mine youtu.be/oLNoNLTrbaw?...

Like there was no Dana, only Zuul. To me…there is no #bluesky. There is only #blacksky.

I’d be all about ejecting them but they usually have a golden parachute. I suggest trapping them in your preferred vehicle and escaping the safest way you know how before it crashes.

Whoever they think did this was actually helping me move.

Anyone accused of this crime was at my place watching Six Nations Rugby.

Anyone accused of this crime was actually at my house playing DnD.

Had to take my mom for surgery. Gave me the opportunity to do my best Van Gogh impersonation.

Look no one needed to be tickled that much.

I too, woke up Black ASF. How am I going to black black blackity black shit up today.

Battlestar Galactica

I have so many questions? Questions that good grammar could not fix.

Bruh!

I did not consent to Tree Bukkake. Nor did I consent to having my sinuses gang banged by New Jersey red maples.

I wonder what was worse…the music or the documentary.

Lake Lanier water! *gigglesnort*

My favorite part of #blacksky is… The amount of people with “skeet” in their username.

$4billion ish to run national parks return of $55billion. That's $51billion in PROFIT + the gainful employment of 20,000 humans. If they were in it for business/profit and they could do basic math, they would leave it be. Business isn't the reason they are doing this. #screamingintothevoid

You should put “tiny dick pic” in the subject line to [email protected] and sent a miniature sized thumbnail of Elon Musk.

Yt people who didn’t like Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show and liked Hamilton have watched the latter, they maybe even heard Hamilton but they never LISTENED to Hamilton. Both were love letters to hip hop with very pointed messaging about yt people.

I’m pretty sure I’ve fucked someone who looks like a toe. But never by a toe itself. What?! Everyone looks and sounds ugly when they have sex.

In a depressive episode I deactivated my main TikTok account. Reset my FYP on a backup and added only black account’s especially Hillmantok accounts. It’s been kinda nice.

Let’s also not forget that because Americans gave away labor and other protections for “freedom” 78% live paycheck to paycheck and can’t afford to “burn shit down” and still eat.

We were promised this. Who do we have to sacrifice to Gary Gygax and Cthulhu to get this?! Musk, Trump, Suckerberg. Suckerberg was a typo but I’m keeping it.

I’m escaping to #blacksky because my life is an absolute mess right now.