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Welp.. Already too hot for me. I'm too fat and too hairy for this.

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American Republicans are full of contradictions, they often claim strong Christian beliefs but don't seem to know that Jesus was a radical, he helped the poor, the sick and the outcast.. So strongly that he accepted death rather than stop doing so willingly. Where's that in their policies?

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Two things.. You can absolutely wash hair effectively and what the fu*k is a 'micro germ'? As opposed to what? Macro germs? Big bastard germs with tattoos and baseball bats..

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Me flirting

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Because their campaigns aren’t entirely built on the legacy of their last name

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Right, I thought this guy looked extremely unhealthy when he pretended he became a beef man simply from eating nine livers a day but it turned out to be final boss levels of steroids....but he's somehow made himself ten times more unhealthy in his fallow era. Anyway. Welcome back, King.

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Even using ranked choice, you were fifth place, Riley.

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I walked past a house earlier today and there was such a strong smell of the devils lettuce that I thought for a moment maybe I should eat a lot of cookies.. But then I walked further and I think the air cleared. Kind of still want cookies.. Oh, or cake! Diets are hard.

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‘Where’s the nearest table? Cos I’ve got a lot of turning over to do on you lot.’

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probably a good time to bring this back

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Yep. Stephen Kapos, 87, who survived the Holocaust in Hungary, whose father was killed in Bergen-Belsen, was question by the police after a pro-Palestine demonstration for checks notes laying flowers. Our government has helped kill 200,000+ Palestinian children. And they call him a terrorist.

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Things are hotting up 🌡️ You may notice it feels fresher this afternoon but as high pressure builds to the south, temperatures will build day by day, particularly in the south and southeast 🥵

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Every day is just waking up, looking at the news, seeing if we are or we aren't at war, if that war is nuclear in nature or not and then having to read whatever demented gloop Trump has spewed out while we were asleep. That's life.

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You have been visited by the smiling Stock Dove. It grants you great wisdom and fortune. 📷 Justin Sneddon

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The most punk of goats. The goat of goats.

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England's about to experience a spate of sunburn, BBQ burns and alcohol related injuries.. A&E on standby, here we fecking go.

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Some places could reach heatwave criteria over the coming few days 🥵 Here are your forecast highs for this weekend 👇

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Also now appears to be smaller in scale that trump reported…

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Dentist glued my crown back on, but did confirm the tooth is 'hopeless' and will eventually be beyond any fixing. I feel sad.. I take care of my teeth but my bouts of depression have ruined some of them.. it's not fair, yet another thing depression has done for me.

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Well, my crown finally broke away entirely.. And from what I can see it probably isn't fixable. That's my second tooth this year that's 'beyond saving'.. So, if anyone has a few thousand pounds they'd like to give me, I could use some implants. Dental ones, not breast.

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When your cat's a master of disguise.

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I can't stop fucking laughing at Elon Musk furious that Grok is being just a regular AI, getting quite a lot of things factually correct, meaning that it doesn't really lean in to right-wing reactionary nonsense. Elon just absolutely LIVID his AI won't be a nazi EVEN when trained on modern Twitter.

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Allow me to translate, "Fuck anyone who has any kind of health problem, is very young or elderly and may have trouble regulating body temperature or is prone to overheating and dehydration" Empathy isn't always easy, but jesus christ it isn't rocket science.

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I'm too hot to celebrate the solstice.

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It’s deeply disappointing to see MPs quick to say supporters of assisted dying don’t know what’s in the Bill, and to see Bishops in the Lords pledge to block the will of the Commons. Today is a day to celebrate our democracy and that we can make big decisions through considered debate.

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