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@Postoctobrist, @TheAbigailThorn and @DevonOnEarth seek to kill the James Bond in our heads www.killjamesbond.com
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submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

S4E15.5: On Her Majesty's Secret Service with No Notes Originally, when we finished the James Bond movies, we intended to discuss them again without rewatching them, looping forever. In times of great need, we take a look at what that world may have looked like. www.patreon.com/posts/130848...

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

S4E15: Transporter 3 The adventures of gay asexual trans man Frank Transporter continue, but this time- get this- the package he has to transport is a young woman who barely speaks english. Will he break his rigidly-defined set of rules to oh fuck me of course he will its the SAME its theSAME MOVIE

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

me every time I have to read a bunch of extremely transphobic news articles for my dissertation about extremely transphobic news articles

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

we’re the modern day Siskel, Ebert, and Joe Rogan

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

I made a new zine! It's full of advice on how allies can work alongside trans people to take action in the current moment, lovingly cut-and-pasted over the words of my enemies. Plus lots of nice pictures and memes. Available as a free PDF! Read online or print your own copy! Share with everyone!

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Went and I checked this, and Edwin's correct: On the left is text from the reconciliation bill "PROHIBITING FEDERAL MEDICAID AND CHIP FUNDING FOR GENDER TRANSITION PROCEDURES FOR MINORS" On the right is from the Manager's amendment that strikes the word "FOR MINORS."

submitted 16 days ago • 23 comments

soon, my hearties!

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Tracing Britain's descent into fascism by the proportion of KJB Q&As that are procedural questions about bond vs "how do you cope"

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 22 days ago • 16 comments

my my my my respects but seriously rip www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

S4E13.5: Conclave Talking about popes is extremely in vogue right now for some reason, so we figured it would be in the public interest to put this one out on the free feed. So please, enjoy nearly two full hours of Kill James Bond Popechat! www.patreon.com/posts/128455...

submitted 29 days ago • 11 comments

The modern toaster

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

they should give us this just so we can turn up in insanely cunty fits

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

WE NEED YOU[r questions] FOR KILL JAMES BOND Q&A #11 This sunday, at 3pm BST, we're recording the next in our long-running series of Glimpses Behind the Curtain. They can be on any topic your heart desires! I'll be checking the replies here and on this patreon post: www.patreon.com/posts/127447...

submitted 42 days ago • 40 comments

S4E12.5: Andrei Rublev Neatly positioned between Transporter 1 and 2 in our release schedule is a movie that frequently sees mention in conversations about the "greatest movies ever made": Andrei Tarkovsky's 1966 biographical historical epic Andrei Rublev www.patreon.com/posts/127445...

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

Happy Birthday to @miamulder.bsky.social - my cosmic sister and the only Nordic Model that’s actually good for women 🥳🍾🎉

submitted 43 days ago • 21 comments

Happy birthday to @theabigailthorn.bsky.social - My secret twin from The Dark Dimension (United Kingdom) who will one day soon take over the world/Hollywood ♥️🎉🥳

submitted 43 days ago • 13 comments

One Million Dollars, Mister Bond

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

“Bond, we’re deploying you to Glasgow to stop transgenders using the bog”

submitted 44 days ago • 13 comments

At least now we know what 'C' stands for... Conclave

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

KIll James Bond: A podcast about guy movies hosted by three people who aren't guys anymore- Unless you ask the british government!!

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

Tagging @theabigailthorn.bsky.social as someone absolutely got her bit from a @killjamesbond.bsky.social episode DOWN

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Fine fine, Conclave it is then

submitted 46 days ago • 12 comments

S4E12: The Transporter Kill James Bond is setting our sights on the Fast and Furious movies, but we need to do a little genre research first. We need to- NEED to- watch Mr 'acquitted on all charges' himself, Luc Besson's English-language French Gay Statham Vehicle, The Transporter!

submitted 49 days ago • 15 comments

Elon Musk exists in the Cars 2niverse and he’s a cybertruck

submitted 52 days ago • 9 comments

When someone messages us saying the podcast transed their gender

submitted 52 days ago • 14 comments

S4E11: THE MISSION The year is 1750. The Guarani people are stuck between various factions of Europeans- will the jesuit missions continue to be protected by the pope, or will the portuguese get to kill and enslave the Guarani living in them? it's the latter. sorry patreon.com/posts/126433...

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

Everyone in the Abigail Thorn Outfit Planning group chat told her not to buy these shoes btw

submitted 58 days ago • 13 comments

Aga

submitted 63 days ago • 12 comments

S4E11: Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) Two weeks ago we attempted to recall the plot of You Only Live Twice, after having last watched the movie in 2021. This week, we and victoriascott.bsky.social watched Gone in 60 Seconds days before recording and somehow remembered it even less.

submitted 63 days ago • 21 comments

IMO this government are not going to pass a meaningfully trans-inclusive ban on conversion therapy because if they did they’d have to acknowledge it’s been de facto NHS policy for years and now de jure thanks to Streeting 🤷‍♀️

submitted 65 days ago • 9 comments

[with great solemnity] Perhips A’ll tik you to my home, in Ifrica

submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

Corey Booker is currently on the senate floor recounting the plot of Moonraker from memory

submitted 66 days ago • 34 comments

We're dropping this on James Bond's head

submitted 66 days ago • 8 comments

Kill James Bond would like to announce we are happy to work with the Labour Government, if they can pay our fee of one million dollars in diamonds, which will be delivered into ocean at coordinates we specify

submitted 67 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 12 comments