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i listen to motion sickness by phoebe bridgers primarily for the vwoom of distorted guitar in the first three seconds. the song is good too tho

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is that some mouth drumming for keeping time on All I Need (Radiohead)? was I just not listening close enough before

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if the mission impossible movie were australian the subtitle would be “get wrecked”

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not sure about that HH logo, helly hansen whoever you are

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i suspect i take compliments poorly bc they cause me to question whether the thing otherwise has inherent worth so it’s particularly rude to compliment me for something i like doing because it’s like oh man, now i have to reassess this too? gd

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unfortunately for modern architecture cynics everywhere, the sibyl centre at usyd is a cool looking building

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i love when ads don’t really land. like you’re telling me the bald guy who looks like he’s about to kill someone drinks coffee from a can? sure, ok

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

bored at the zoo

submitted 3 days ago • 82 comments

vixen is a much cooler word once you put it through the car wash to remove (c)overt horniness. the oxen, the vixen, and the tuscan sun

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Albo: learn how to hold animals so you don't look like you are trying to strangle them challenge 2025 (impossible).

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

at first blush it might seem like reserving railwork for weekends is a concession to capitalism at the expense of leisure time, but you’d be forgetting that Sydney Trains staff are disproportionately rail enthusiasts. basically they’re giving you bonus rail timetable interaction minutes: generosity

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have a crush on lesbian david krumholtz at the jb hi fi, but due to advanced technology i can experience the entire arc of a crush in 57.3 seconds and equilibrium has already been restored

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had a really beautiful moment at the grocery store where I let a guy cut in line because he had one item, he then answered a work call and went full 1980s wallstreet nasty guy. He was loudly like, "I'm going to fuck them in the ass," and "they want to fuck me in the ass, but it's not gonna happen"

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Ridley Scott’s Legend (1985) is about having an autistic boyfriend whose special interest is oversight, protection and maintenance of fairy ecosystems. Tim Curry wants eternal darkness which is just not practicable when you take into account the multifarious needs of our various flora and fauna

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

why exactly is there a spider-man villain named Dock Cock-To-Puss whose superpower is being handsy? Not impressed Marvel.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

[saddest man in the world in the stupidest fucking baby voice you’ve ever heard] I’ve been SOOOOOOOO chocoLONELY chocoLATELY!!! 😏 😭😭😭 😞 😎(🐸⚔️🏋️‍♂️)

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again

submitted 9 days ago • 106 comments

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

submitted 10 days ago • 54 comments

if you don’t get Pavement yet, the gist is what if God cursed a band to sing only of the trivial or nonsensical and they still found a way to make it transcendent

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cant explain how incredible it was when out for dinner with my folks bec was like 'it's impossible to pour the water bcos the bottle's filled to the brim' & i was like 'nah just lift it & use the upward momentum to twist it mid air & pour directly into the glass' & bec was like 'do it' & i did

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

for better or worse my favourite pop girlie in the present era is caroline polachek. good luck to all the others, don’t ever let it be said that you didn’t make some music

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