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Another example of the Boondocks being right all along

#Facts

RIP Jodi Arias. You would have loved Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives.

People who try to back their cars into spaces at very crowded Trader Joe’s parking lots: you are relatively harmless psychopaths, but psychopaths nonetheless.

Thank goodness. For a minute I was worried when they made Snape a villainous negro and survivor of countless hate crimes perpetrated by Harry’s dad in their youth that JK’s other societal views would get infused in this series no one asked for.

ICE WAS ESTABLISHED IN 2003 I'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED LONGER THAN ICE HAS BEEN AROUND WE DO NOT NEED IT IN ANY CAPACITY ABOLISH ICE IMMEDIATELY

The process of selecting a new pope:

One of my favorite things to do when I travel home to visit my folks is put on Adam Curtis documentaries and every so often turn to them, shake my head, point to the screen and say “and yall didn’t see didn’t see that shit coming back then, huh?”

Passover double feature: Prince of Egypt followed by Uncut Gems

my grandparents survived the great depression so i probably got this

Gavin Newsom's like hmmm should I hold a 24-hour podcast séance with Hitler's ghost

If they're this careless with their own personally identifiable information, imagine how careless they are being with yours.

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

Rip Dwayne Wiggins

I don’t know about you but the whole “Transgender issue” phrasing sounds similar to the “Jewish Question”. Just saying.

LOL #Facts

James Bond going from essentially a luxury brand to a cheap corporate generic product is one of the more humorous signs of late stage capitalism.

free him

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Turn his tv off

Centrists: "I'm very happy to work with the left in a coalition to stop Trump" The Left: "Okay, let's work together" Centrists: "Never."

All my go to dirty talk lines that drive her crazy

Work & Study With The Pest 🪲 - Pest Rap 🛀🏻 Ambient 10 Hour Loop - Binaural Beats

Sometimes I wonder if Foster The People are more responsible for the 2010s rise in mass shootings than we previous thought.

Just checking on my Blue Sky timeshare. How’s the vibes here these days?

I’m the Dave Meltzer of rating Halloween costumes.

I just found out I’ve been living a lie for the last 35 years. I am in fact flat footed. I can never die fighting in a war now 😢

If black and milds don’t remind you of intense friendship and intense violence, we can’t be friends

If you don’t know what “all clips no flips” means, we have no future together