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Jolly Rancher flavours are all pretty great The only wrong answer here is grape.

One of my favourite TikTok video genres is minor league players being told they’re going up to the majors for the first time 🥰

it's just too bad we will never solve the impenetrable mystery of who made grok obsessed with south african white genocide theory at 3:15 am

Tim Qatar

Attempted to meal prep while home with a newborn Will not be making that mistake again 🫡 3 days of lunch took from 8:30 - 1:30 to prepare due to constant interruptions for feeding, diaper changes, nap wake ups and put downs. TV rest of day it is 😊

your Tesla still doesn't actually drive itself after 8 years, this guy's last big product idea was the Cybertruck, and you believe any of this??

First postpartum weightlifting session in the books! Felt good but I have an inkling I will still be feeling it tomorrow 😂

Episode 3 of The Rehearsal is ILLEGAL!!!! 🔔 Shame 🔔 on you Nathan Fielder!!!! 😂 😂

Embrace your seething hatred for AI slop because you're right to do so.

Generally when people sacrifice, it’s for a higher purpose. What is the higher purpose for which we’re meant to sacrifice? Tax cuts for rich dudes?

All of a sudden, out of nowhere, courts want trials

AGI is coming for all of us. It will write symphonies, direct movies, and author the best novels. The only thing it won’t be able to do is VC investing, which must be reserved as a task only for the most-special people

Glad I turned on the third period of this Jets/Blues game 🤑

I mean nothing is surprising at this point but It is all still so incredibly stupid

Definitely an “Are we the baddies?” moment.

This gets papered over as old man yelling at clouds but this is impeachable by itself. Greenland is our ally which has allowed a continual U.S. military presence since WWII, including a vital part of our missile defense and space surveillance. Threatening them is unacceptable.

There is some intense Facebook drama on my neighbourhood’s group the last couple days. The topic? Dog grooming 😂

We are at the point in history where Germany is having to lecture the US on the need to fight fascism.

Hell yeah

i'm sure at some Serious Hockey Men in Toronto who constantly say "lol vancouver is dysfunctional because of their wacky fans" will maybe connect the dots about the one common denominator over the past decade involved in most of the dysfunction and it ain't the fans

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada

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*uncontrollably sobbing as I reluctantly google MCP*

Horrific video circulating of the aftermath of someone driving a speeding vehicle through Vancouver’s Lapu Lapu Day festival a couple of hours ago. Wreckage everywhere; bodies moveless on the ground. We have a news team there and will hopefully have details soon — but it looks to be quite bad.

The government should do my taxes for me in years I had a child because I am too tired

Every time I listen to an episode of @ifbookspod.bsky.social, I am so glad that Peter and Michael found each other in this lifetime 🥰

If my newborn wakes up one more time today solely to take an absolutely massive dump I will RAGE* *Weep quietly as I feed her for the 11th time today

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

The House GOP plan calls cut taxes by $4.5 trillion - partially offset by more than $1 trillion in cuts to Medicaid & SNAP So they wanna do a giant tax cut that disproportionately helps the rich while taking away people's health insurance and food while still adding trillions to the debt.

“Katy Perry went to space today??” is a sentence that wasn’t on my lifetime bingo card

Why didn’t we do this (win) in the middle of the season instead?? 😩 We were so close to being free from this season 😂

Fun fact: some combination of not working / being bedridden with illness broke my nail biting habit completely. This is, like, a multi-decade habit I had honed. … now I have to learn how to take care of my nails? Cut them? File them? I’m old - I can’t learn this now.

Reverse the tariffs and tax the billionaires