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i’ve been offline for a couple weeks and it looks like y’all are still doing this ai shit?!!

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Hey fellas, is it gay to exist in June?

submitted 365 days ago • 1 comment

Hot shingles in your area [don’t care]

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

when you log off this website for a week you log off in real life

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

it’s ok to scratch your bug bites a little as a treat

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Ask your lawyer if this website is right for you

submitted 506 days ago • 0 comments

going on vacation for a couple weeks so I’m letting a few spiders into my apartment to have the run of the place

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

he's actually mr kool aids monster, common misconception

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Steering my ship into the rocks every time I hear a fire truck siren damn those trucks sound sexy as hell

submitted 250 days ago • 0 comments

me and my buddies would have steered the ship into the rocks when we heard that sweet siren song i can tell you that much

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

some personal news

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

going on vacation for a couple weeks so I’m letting a few spiders into my apartment to have the run of the place

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

If you can’t rely on your narrator, what chance have we all got.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Can’t I’m busy responding “oh yeah” on all the Kool-Aid man skeets

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What new users need to understand is we’ve been posting about the kool-aid man for more than a year and we’re exhausted. It’s now up to you to pick up the slack

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

the unrequited follow

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

thanks for the harmless gif reply on my post — oops, its just that looks like you forgot to leave a courtesy like while you were there

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Obsessed with object permanence rn fr. I love objects. If youre still stuck at facial recognition I feel sorry for u tbh

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Now they say there was a secret rock That Cain did use when he Abel knocked But you don’t really care for earth science do ya

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

what’s with old men always discreetly coughing a bit of blood into a handkerchief and hiding it in their pocket?

submitted 193 days ago • 5 comments

ah we don’t like billionaires. we really dont

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

don’t tell me if a famous person gets on this web site tell me if you find a loser w/ 100 followers who posts nonstop dankass bangers

submitted 202 days ago • 3 comments

there is a town in north ontario

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

there should be a special bell that rings every time you disappoint your mother

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

everyones got that one homie who played a fuckton of tetherball by himself as a kid

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

when I was a kid we didn’t have electric bikes we all had to pedal them like fucking idiots

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

they should bring back those subwoofers that rattle your civic apart when you put on dr dre’s 2001 in the high school parking lot

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

my enemies are covering my body in lotion but it won’t absorb into my skin and its making me feel all greazy

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

if that was me at the wheel it wouldn’t have gone down like that

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

me and the boys are going to put the Kool-Aid Man over a fire later and warm up the juice until it’s comfortable for soaking in, if you want to come over

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

Frantically trying to put a tourniquet on the Kool-Aid man

submitted 485 days ago • 1 comment

Oh fuck, honey, I think the koolaid man got out again can you check?

submitted 228 days ago • 1 comment

Look at us thriving in our forties. Chronically online and coming to terms with our undiagnosed neurodivergence

submitted 18 days ago • 46 comments

huh, weird

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my idiot squire allowed my armour to tarnish but it’s too late im just going to have to joust looking like a fucking asshole

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

Being careful is goated when mom watching me climb a tree is the vibe

submitted 433 days ago • 0 comments

Air strikes against a sovereign nation are low key goated when escalating regional conflict is the vibe

submitted 509 days ago • 0 comments