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she/they || i read and write and play video games and that's about it
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boo hoo is writing too scawy? do you need the big strong robot to write your words for you? do you need robot mommy to build your little world because world-building is too hard? are you literally a little baby?

it’s the day before my period. I’m eating my mint chocolate chobani flip (which i bought 6 of) while putting the hamster dance song on repeat for an hour.

bg3 is great but it's missing that special jrpg dating flavor of "you can have eight girlfriends and six boyfriends until the epilogue" which kept me coming back to FE3H

hey. don't cry. stephen king's first book that absolutely tears the us military to shreds is finally getting an adaptation ok?

i'm bg3-pilled again. i made a new character! turns out once you spend the first 105 hours learning the content the game becomes extremely good. i sound like one piece fans who're like "once you get past the first 400 eps the show becomes epic" except i'm telling the truth

I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.

you won't believe what the T in GTA stands for

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polygon got me into gaming back when the mcelroys were still doing monster factory. polygon was good video game journalism. polygon was the original "friends playing board games" yt channel. i'm furious that good video game journalism can't beat content farms, apparently.

Sometimes I get legitimately angry I can’t study magic. There

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

once every few months a white boy celeb crush from your high school days german suplexes you out of nowhere and you have to concede you're no better than anyone else. today that white boy crush is jack o'connell bc i just watched sinners (a movie that fucks)

unfortunately this series is to me what fast and furious is to ... people who love fast and furious

i need more "the joker but for women" characters. azula and jinx and shego aren't enough i need at least 50 more. and before you ask yes i think it's ok to emulate them

not even 5 mins into metaphor: refantazio: who is this evil twink i need him expeditiously

no. tf

not to be one of those guys who like running 5ks but i think i like running 5ks now. what am i running from

Unless their demands are met

DAE experience religious education for the majority of their childhood but never had a religious family and never BELIEVED in God, per se, but in their adulthood still feel the urge to pray when faced with a monumental change/decision/event outside of their control?

i need this conclave on bravo. i bet it'll be a lot like the film conclave (2024)