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DIETARY NOTE: Contains 0% pirate. My name is Michelle. I'm a Kiwi with a sense of humour, terrible art skills and a penchant for political commentary.
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Post Tariff-Announcement, Announcement: Effective immediately: American citizens will have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Sadly, bootstraps will cost more, so US folks may need to share bootstraps and perhaps take scheduled turns pulling themselves up by them. End message.

The MAGA Delusion open.substack.com/pub/theratio...

This isn’t just a bad look—it’s a dangerous one. Instead of public servants sworn to protect us, we’ve got so-called leaders for whom a balanced breakfast includes celery sticks and a splash of Worcestershire sauce. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Brad Schimel backs the cruel 1849 abortion ban. Judge Susan Crawford believes doctors should save lives—not second-guess the law while women lie bleeding. This election is life or death. Vote for Judge Crawford.

Mike Luckovitch scores another win!

Mike Myers is an international treasure. #elbowsup

Such a difficult choice. Frankly if I could save four of them, I'd opt to save the cat and the dog twice.

CALIFORNIA!!!!! If you live in: Central San Pedro Coastal San Pedro Harbor City Harbor Gateway North Harbor Gateway South Northwest San Pedro Wilmington It is the LAST DAY to register to vote for the neighborhood council elections on March 25! 1/2

Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them! chatterboxjazz.com

“So stop the hand-wringing. Stop the pearl-clutching. Grow a damn spine, grab a mic, and tell these ass-sucking authoritarian dipshits exactly where they can shove their pseudo-patriotism. Draw the line. Take the gloves off. Play hardball…” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.

#SlavaUkraini Some people still struggle with this so I made a picture to help:

Um, excuse me? That's not measles; that's FREEDOM SPOTS.

I find "listen to the women" excellent advice in this specific case and... in life in general. ♀️ #VoteNO 👎

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

Hello 911? I need to report a murder #NZPol