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Affineur AKA I make old milk | Geology | Fleabag Photographer | HEMA Saber/Longsword | He/Him | Ace of ❤️ | 33 | 18+ NSFWish / occasionally vorny | Icon @notcoffee.bsky.social | Banner @nicnak044.bsky.social
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if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better

One of the protest signs I saw on Saturday said "He doesn't even have a dog." and 💯🔥

Work is going well today. Me at my coworker. "Ahhhh, you see. I already commissioned an artist to draw you as a small shivering chihuahua, and me as a 60 ft tall wolf man crushing a Boeing 707 with his pecs."

There’s nothing like laying back after a big meal, feeling those squirms slow as that satisfaction settles in… for @matter.bsky.social!

Cute guy working at microcenter talking about pride selling me a USB-C cable.

Super sick commission for @jagerhusky.bsky.social! Loved the prompt 🤩 Thank you for trusting me in this piece! - - #furryart #furry #furryartist #furries #furryfandom #commission

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

The number of times my co-worker and I have shouted "HANK I WILL PAY YOU SO MUCH MONEY NOT TO SHOOT YOUR DAD" is unreal.

Met Doc Hammer on a train between NYC and Cleveland.

"Hey how's it going?" Me:

🤔

I was banging my head on a wall yesterday at work when I had the realization that I could clock out and go for a walk. I found a historical marker about a Union general in the US Civil War. That's way better for you than banging your head on a wall.

Coyote pups at Graceland Cemetery!

youtu.be/v75f5W6LgLM?...

How do you think folks would feel if instead of ICE rounding up folks with bogus warrants, it was the ATFE searching conmunities to search for reports of "illegal" firearms? Would Americans be happy with that?

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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I'm so, so happy to see this. Huge thanks to Senator Tina Smith, and the work that @bwca.bsky.social and Save the Boundary Waters have done to make this possible. Crying happy tears. Looking forward to fighting for future protections. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...

this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of

One of those days where it feels like the meds are sugar pills.

I wish I had a snout.....

"Abstract Appetite" Another wonderful abstract piece by @irispolaris.com. I'm really glad they were willing to try a vore piece in the signature, wild style. These unconventional vore pieces are some of my favorite to get!

Hey there, it's me! That one knight in armour at the pride event you went to! Hi! #pride #canterburypride #canterbury #pride2024

For no reason whatsoever, I'm thinking again about last year's spring commencement at ohio state

No exciting cheese stuff. Just proud of how consistently I prepped these petrifilms today.

It's always on my mind...

This buffoon doesn't know about solid wet 😂😂😂🤣

a new set of clear stuffed animal shakers are on the way! last up, a desert jackal with a spiky cactus snack! 🌵🏜️

Back hurts, ankles hurts. I gotta be fun at a birthday party later today.

Look at that @kriscritter.bsky.social !!! + bonus pregante

"You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. So Wet Willy to that!"

Hell hath no fury like an affineur whose cheeses were moved and not labeled.