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"The numbers stand at one Mab to none. That is advantage enough." - The Queen of Air and Darkness (Dresden Files) She did get a little fan fiction-y in this book but god I love that terrifying bitch so much.

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Did the guy I'm definitely not dating caution me to not get jealous at the LITERAL ORGY we are going to together? How the gays can so effortlessly combine pettiness with concern...

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Elder millennial 🚬🐐 gets haircut, throws peace sign, posts cringe.

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Snow White is gonna bomb because no one wants to see Gal Gadot xanny her way through another performance and Rachel Zegler doesn't deserve that.

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It's becoming increasingly easy to identify conservatives even outside of political discussions because their hallucinated reality is extending far beyond what they see on Fox News.

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Obsessed with our lesbian FedEx delivery person. She's definitely clocked that I'm a 🚬🐐 and treats me exactly like you'd expect a friendly lesbian to treat a very white gay boy.

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My queen. This game is so charming. Play it.

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THIS IS LITERALLY MY CHOSEN FAMILY WE ALL HAVE THAT FRIEND AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL BUGS WOULD SUPPORT LARVESTA UNCONDITIONALLY!

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If Adolin ever loses his delightful himbo personality I will personally fly to Utah and vandalize Sanderson's car. #windandtruth #stormlightarchives #brandonsanderson

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Well the FDA took the Ozempic family of drugs off the drug shortage list so compounding pharmacies can't make it anymore and the office phone is literally about to catch on fire so many patients are calling and panicking. Kill me.

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When you have a foot and a half of intestine cut out, it takes your body a while to stop just having diarrhea. My surgeon said I could start taking Immodium so I did and oooooo my god my intestines are big mad they can't just shove everything out the door instantly anymore.

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Getting really sick of Amazon Prime Video basically just being a subscription service to have access to an a la carte store for all the other streaming services. They want you to double pay for everything.

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One of the worst parts of being nocturnal when I am weak and depressed is that none of my friends are awake at these hours to drown out my thoughts.

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I feel like turbo shit today for some reason. I guess healing from surgery is finally tanking what little energy I have.

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My gaming group is playing so I am giving it a try with them. The gays are on the hunt!

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The male titty and nipple really are marvelous. Just look at them.

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Oh my god someone please help me with this boss. 200m Reveries of Rain she just one shots any team I use. #r1999 #reverse1999 #gacha

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I have never played Monster Hunter before but I do love grinding. Do I give Wilds a try?

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Ok so Ms. NewBabel's Euphoria is ridiculously strong. #r1999 #reverse1999 #gacha

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When you hate someone, the mature thing to do is just block them and move on with your life. But the incestuous Dallas gay community makes that SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.

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So Flutterpage is like a Druvis tier arcanist huh? She just straight up controls the wind?! Wonder if we're gonna get fire and water arcanists too. #r1999 #reverse1999 #gacha

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Solo Leveling is Sword Art Online but good.

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Are all gay dudes as rotted as me? I'm sitting at an 8/10 pain in my hospital bed and the hot colorectal fellow walks in and you'd think Jesus himself just healed me.

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Black Clover would be 100x more watchable if that fucking one dimensional pedophile wasn't in the show. At least my other brainless anime stick to adult women.

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So billionaires with breeding kinks are really gross. Like you're not actually supposed to get women pregnant.

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Getting some of my intestines cut out so wish me luck.

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I want to like Black Clover so badly. I keep watching it. But it's just so...mediocre.

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Controversial take: Cis white queer men often have their minority status minimized because we do have so much privilege otherwise. BUT, you gotta admit, we are the go-to category when some chud wants to use queer people as a prop.

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I hate reading Wheel of Time discussions because so many people just skip/forget major details while confidently saying completely incorrect things. I get that the series is 14 books long but maybe don't act like you have your PhD in The Pattern.

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Literally every single dude with vaguely red hair and an Onlyfans is going to have the handle "GingerBred."

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My bowel prep comes with multiple doses of nausea medication. Bitch I'm just taking more hydrocodone if it's gonna be that rough.

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I have gone from 185lbs to 166lbs. No wonder all my pants don't fit anymore.

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Doing the Pickles event for the first time! My favorite character.

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Fun fact: With Crohn's Disease, your bowel gets so inflammed that it can't absorb the food even if you do force yourself to eat so you just kinda slowly starve to death if never treated. Anyway I'm down to 169lbs and I AM TOO OLD TO BE A TWINK!

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RFK Jr. is welcome to try to put me in a labor camp but fair warning, 2 very consistent symptoms of my depression are "sleeping 14 hours a day" and "not giving a fuck to the point of suicide." Good luck getting me to do anything.

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Someone play Starcraft 2 co-op with me. #Starcraft #Starcraft2 #SC2

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I fucking need to go on a date. Not anything serious. But I've been so involved with my Crohn's Disease the past 4 months that I'm literally losing my personality. And I need someone to talk about mutual interests with me so I'm not just "the guy who shits himself and hallucinates."

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WHY DO SO MANY GAMES HAVE A SEXY FISH MAN?! This isn't healthy for me.

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The left already has a problem with uncharitability and thinking people are faking their progressive values. Absolutely turbofuck Ethan Klein for being a real world example. He's made solidarity that much harder.

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I really need a pack of blueberry muffins and an 8" red velvet cake but I'm on a liquid diet so I guess I just chug cranberry juice.

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I know it makes me a soft and weak millennial but actually scheduling my surgery has given me that feeling you have where everything drops and you get flooded with adrenaline. ~70% chance this turns into a panic attack.

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Serioulsly breathing a sigh of relief that I'm part of the last generation to vaccinated.

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Is it a symptom of autism to get incredibly stressed out when someone's sentence is longer than you need it to be or if they keep talking after you understand the point?

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