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frying in hell doesn't sound so bad

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we literally did this and it was GLORIOUS

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bro am i living in a simulation we were JUST talking about this i saw this TODAY, like ten minutes ago

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French guy lookin at me

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i have sustained what i would classify as one minor injury, and one major bite again: i am allergic to NOTHING: Klovar is basically a god so, there is a massive bite on my neck (major bite) and a series of bites on my thigh which i would classify as a minor injury

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stay tuned

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disgusting

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i have zero allergies to literally anything on this planet bug bites do not bother me at all i am comfortable with ants

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gonna ignore replies. need to shove my head into a fire ant hill to feel something

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sorry: no. the only thing i have control over my life is the quality and quantity of fire ants i allow myself access to.

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No one has ever managed to explain to me what actual skills Elon Musk has.

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At some point we are going to have to make the difficult decision to take the keys away from our elders. Especially the ones who themselves are being steered around by opportunistic profiteers.

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"hi. my grandpa's beliefs differ than your grandpa's beliefs" LET'S GO TO WAR but also: ahem FUCK RELIGION fuck each and every religion fuck islam fuck christianity fuck judaism if literally 60% of motherfuckers below the age of FIFTY YEARS OLD were in power, we would have literally no wars

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i DON'T think this is controversial lot of brainwashed motherfuckers might come at me about the positive virtues of religion it's a strawman argument, and i think i have already blocked all of them but it's so FRUSTRATING living in a society that values religion when EVERY religion is TRASH

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EVERY SINGLE motherfuckin body's grandpa has a problematic worldview it gets down to this: do u value views of ur grandfather over views of your peers? if you value the views of your grandfather over the views of your peers then you should be deleted from society. i'm sorry. that's how i feel.

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sorry. not sorry. fuck the beliefs of your grandfather.

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we need to eat a bag salad and fight god.

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lmao for here is a summary of Klovar Posts for the past fifteen hours: cannibalism murder lesbians feet sexy men rebecca ferguson hot sauce guns fortnite Ford Bronco (2025 Raptor Edition) slime girls cat girls an actual cat storage temperature of nature

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Penny, Chauvin, Rittenhouse, Boelter liberals have guns too. it is far beyond time we need to start kissing masked kidnappers in our communities with flowers we should kiss them with flowers from rainbows lmao i'm not trying to get banned from bsky, but u know. fuck nazis kill nazis

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" sure, not everything in the 1880's was great, but i'd rather be traded in a land deal by my dad than go on a another Tinder date " ☠️

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happy pride month woo bisexuals

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happy Wednesday friends! normally I do a similar post every week, but wanted to be ✨ fancy ✨ and have a graphic this time around. Soooo… WEEKLY COMMUNITY THREAD! Just follow what the post says to participate, and I’ll start things off in the replies below! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 LET US HOPE THIS DOES NOT FLOP

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if you thought i was tryin to activate a sleeper assassin by doing code words you are right, but also, here is Hatsune Miku James Gunn Superman KATSEYE Yoda in Fortnite 🫣

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anneofcarversville.com/fashion/2023...

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fun to make jokes about Taco Bell, but if you eat fresh ingredients for the first time in your life and then shit your pants... that says way more about YOU than it does about The United States Marine Corps Veteran Corporal Glen Bell who created a fast food empire which stands strong today 💪

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when they finally roll up on me this is what its gonna look like (wait for it)

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frying in hell doesn't sound so bad

we literally did this and it was GLORIOUS

bro am i living in a simulation we were JUST talking about this i saw this TODAY, like ten minutes ago

French guy lookin at me

i have sustained what i would classify as one minor injury, and one major bite again: i am allergic to NOTHING: Klovar is basically a god so, there is a massive bite on my neck (major bite) and a series of bites on my thigh which i would classify as a minor injury

stay tuned

disgusting

i have zero allergies to literally anything on this planet bug bites do not bother me at all i am comfortable with ants

gonna ignore replies. need to shove my head into a fire ant hill to feel something

sorry: no. the only thing i have control over my life is the quality and quantity of fire ants i allow myself access to.

No one has ever managed to explain to me what actual skills Elon Musk has.

At some point we are going to have to make the difficult decision to take the keys away from our elders. Especially the ones who themselves are being steered around by opportunistic profiteers.

"hi. my grandpa's beliefs differ than your grandpa's beliefs" LET'S GO TO WAR but also: ahem FUCK RELIGION fuck each and every religion fuck islam fuck christianity fuck judaism if literally 60% of motherfuckers below the age of FIFTY YEARS OLD were in power, we would have literally no wars

i DON'T think this is controversial lot of brainwashed motherfuckers might come at me about the positive virtues of religion it's a strawman argument, and i think i have already blocked all of them but it's so FRUSTRATING living in a society that values religion when EVERY religion is TRASH

EVERY SINGLE motherfuckin body's grandpa has a problematic worldview it gets down to this: do u value views of ur grandfather over views of your peers? if you value the views of your grandfather over the views of your peers then you should be deleted from society. i'm sorry. that's how i feel.

sorry. not sorry. fuck the beliefs of your grandfather.

we need to eat a bag salad and fight god.

lmao for here is a summary of Klovar Posts for the past fifteen hours: cannibalism murder lesbians feet sexy men rebecca ferguson hot sauce guns fortnite Ford Bronco (2025 Raptor Edition) slime girls cat girls an actual cat storage temperature of nature

Penny, Chauvin, Rittenhouse, Boelter liberals have guns too. it is far beyond time we need to start kissing masked kidnappers in our communities with flowers we should kiss them with flowers from rainbows lmao i'm not trying to get banned from bsky, but u know. fuck nazis kill nazis

" sure, not everything in the 1880's was great, but i'd rather be traded in a land deal by my dad than go on a another Tinder date " ☠️

happy pride month woo bisexuals

if you thought i was tryin to activate a sleeper assassin by doing code words you are right, but also, here is Hatsune Miku James Gunn Superman KATSEYE Yoda in Fortnite 🫣

anneofcarversville.com/fashion/2023...

fun to make jokes about Taco Bell, but if you eat fresh ingredients for the first time in your life and then shit your pants... that says way more about YOU than it does about The United States Marine Corps Veteran Corporal Glen Bell who created a fast food empire which stands strong today 💪

when they finally roll up on me this is what its gonna look like (wait for it)

I must, of course, counter this abomination with the best image of Wolverine that has ever existed

here is KATSEYE

Hatsune Miku James Gunn Superman KATSEYE Yoda

i love zebra jumping spiders so i drew myself as one 🕷️