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sleeby baby has emerged, maybe

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

my neck, my back, my pussy and m-

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

this one time at band camp i accidentally put a penis in my mouth thinking it was my clarinet

submitted 7 hours ago • 9 comments

ok since we’re on the topic what are some of the things you’ve done that you should never tell a fed you did?

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

shout out to the forgotten silent generation we literally never stop hearing from

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

when you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail, which is why hammers rely heavily on their sense of smell to navigate the world.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

friend: why are you wearing knee and elbow pads? me: because i'm always one step ahead friend: what does that have to do with the question? me: begins to walk and immediately falls

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

If you’re not hanging out at the Regal Beagle are you really hanging out your honor?

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

get busy or die whying

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I am the ash of someone who once believed in fire

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

So the reward for surviving is more surviving? Pass.

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

I just want to be cool enough to one day be reskeeted by the guy that always replies but never interacts in any other way with my posts

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

playing life in story mode so I can get all the achievements without any of the difficulty

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

my circadian rhythm, doctor. please…. she is so very sick

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

People who say “I was just thinking out loud”- For fucks sake, don’t do that. Stuff that garbage back into your own head where it belongs.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Interviewer: What are your strengths? Him: I’m an idea man Interviewer: What are your weaknesses? Him: My ideas suck

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

THERAPIST: And how have you been coping these days? ME: Mostly with sarcasm and posting stupid jokes on the internet THERAPIST: And how has that been working for you? ME: Super great

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

Her: Your life just doesn’t seem to have a direction. Me: “Down” is a direction, Brenda.

submitted 310 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Doc, I have a really bad tummy ache Dr: did you eat anything? [flashback to drinking 4 cups of coffee in two hours] Me: I can confirm that I have not eaten anything

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Somebody please spoil Andor for me so I have plausible deniability when Cousin Phil corners me at the Memorial Day barbecue

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

bra is short for boob restriction apparatus

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

hammocks are great if you want to feel seasick but on land

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Really a shame I can't be paid to be a hater

submitted 5 days ago • 35 comments

there are two wolves inside this IKEA

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

[dating tips from Pride and Prejudice] be ✍️ meaner ✍️ to men ✍️

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

flying too close to the sun gives me the ick

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

who are we all mad at right now, I wasn't paying attention

submitted 20 hours ago • 41 comments

not many people know this but you can put more than books on bookshelves

submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

for being called a diving board it’s really just sitting there

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

good morning friday yearners

submitted 9 hours ago • 20 comments

you shouldn't boil the water when you make tea the optimal temperature is 210° is a thing you could say if you want people to fucking hate you

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

ok starting a new frances plays guitar thread. i killed the old one because the drive links were inadvertently doxxing me lol. we’ll see how long i can do this on soundcloud before i hit a copyright takedown. if this isn’t your thing feel free to mute the thread or just scroll on.

submitted 190 days ago • 9 comments

Every year, a local paper asks for votes to award the best services. Last year, my podcast was 2nd. Now we want #1. Please click on the link below, give your name and email, then scroll down to Best Podcast and name Heretics’ Social Club. We’ll be eternally grateful. form.jotform.com/251184969354...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We can call off the search party. I found myself.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

My therapist told me to reconnect with my inner child. I tried, but my inner child blocked me and started a TikTok dance account.