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(receiving new information) sorry, but if any of that were true I would have heard of it

submitted 39 minutes ago • 1 comment

funky kong is a pr nightmare for the gay community

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

such a classic scene

submitted 64 days ago • 24 comments

HELLO D a n It is me your Agentic AI assistant R a c h e l D o l e z a l. Here are the Restaurant Reservations you asked for. I never deceived anyone

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

oh my goodness dude. dude oh my gosh

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

submitted 10 days ago • 52 comments

New pope who Deist

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

is this just Grimes

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA? Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time Data: Spins around Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

submitted 26 days ago • 13 comments

We all have that one friend who’s Eric

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?

submitted 27 days ago • 118 comments

Almost…….

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

god forbid men get exercise

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Cronenberg-ass headline

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

deeply unserious, but shallowly serious

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

about ten years ago, I was on an off-grid no-internet vacation with my now-wife, and she asked how I would survive without twitter, and I joked that I would just carve a new twitter out of a piece of old wood. And then I realized it would be a funnier Bit if I actually did it during vacation

submitted 618 days ago • 28 comments

No one is talking about the fun side of tariffs though

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

[protagonist voice] This sleepiness that I feel in my heart… does it have a name?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I have reached the stage of my life where it’s Friday

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

By continuing to use the Service, you acknowledge that from time to time, and only to the degree necessary to provide the Service, the Company may fire upon you from a helicopter, and you further agree to waive all claims arising from such firing incidents ('Fusillades').

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

(forgetting what i was going to say 30 seconds ago and not being able to remember) Oh well who cares What's the fucking point anyway to anything. (Remembering a fact I read 4 days ago about beetles) Life is lowkey Symphonic.

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

forwarding this post to women

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

reinventing myself as a different guy

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“Take out the equivalent of a mortgage at 18, but here’s the best part: you’re also going to jail”

submitted 52 days ago • 26 comments

This guy could fall into a crevasse and I literally don’t even think his wife would notice

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

FedEX: Your shipment is under attack ⚠️

submitted 63 days ago • 37 comments

david foster wallace adding footnotes to his footnotes

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

i don't even go on coroner instagram anymore because it's all superstar coroners and coroner influencers and it's like everyone forgot it's supposed to be about the bodies

submitted 65 days ago • 8 comments

saw an attractive person the other day. but they were poor? doesn’t make sense…

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

getting high on coffee and deciding which god to worship