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kornholio.bsky.social
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Love the fact that my medical insurance required me to jump through hoops just to get a form signed by my doctor that indicated that yes, insulin is considered a health sustaining medication because I would, in fact, die without it

My brother is visiting and it literally feels like a sitcom trope where the main character's alcoholic single brother with no manners visits and does inconsiderate shit like pee with the door open

If I spoke up every time someone was making a sound that made me want to kms, they'd put me in an institution fr lmao

I can't think of a worse fruit to be stuck listening to someone eat than an APPLE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ

Just finished my first cyberpunk playthrough and now I have a Keanu sized hole in my heart

I love my major classes genuinely but being forced to take gen ed college classes as an adult with a full time job has got to be the most infantalizing thing I've ever experienced. If you're going to drop out of college at age 19 make sure you get your gen eds out of the way first

Finally told my coworker (politely) that her constant popping of a pop-it toy was distracting. This has been plaguing me for months. Huge win for the extremely conflict avoidant people pleaser community

You think you know yourself and your values (gay, hate cops) until it's time to kiss River Ward on top of the water tower

I think I need to automatically get the first two days of my period off from work, because the brain fog alone puts me at a 20% greater risk of breaking HIPAA. I don't even know my own name rn, what makes you think I'm gunna send this medical document to the right email address 😭

Leftists: Democrats are not the solution to fascism. They have been complicit in allowing Trump's regime to gain power and actively work to serve the same corporate interests as the Republicans. Libs: let's make Jon Stewart president

I genuinely like my boss but there is no way I can form a genuine friendship with someone in a position of power over me that makes more than double my income and idk how to politely explain that to her when she does shit like ask me to go get matching tattoos in the middle of the workday

I try not to give into my judgemental urges bc that is a toxic trait i picked up from my mom's side of the family but damn do some people make it hard!!

Bought a pair of women's jeans from a store because apparently only buying giant men's pants from the thrift store doesn't really work when you're 5'4" and have a giant ass, and sure they fit much better but the pockets are just atrocious.

Have to go to Temple later for some harm reduction stuff and I wonder how it's gunna feel to be back where I have lived some of the most traumatizing years of my life. Fine and normal, I'm sure

I mean no disrespect to my brother, but why the fuck would you use AI to generate an image of David Lynch that already exists 100x over in real life

After locking myself inside for the entire winter and exclusively spending my free time playing a video game about a dystopian future overrun by corrupt corporations, being at the orchestra tonight truly feels like a "touching grass" moment

The way my brain malfunctions when I delete the IG app and can't compulsively find IG reel comment sections that raise my blood pressure any time I'm feeling under stimulated at work...I love getting worked up over things out of my control

Nothing feels better than being on friendly terms with your usual SEPTA operator

This Meeting Could Have Been a 10 sec. Google Search

One of my greatest pleasures as a chronically ill person is waiting for the doctor and listening to all the nurses in the hallway gossip

caffeine makes me feel insane and also like shit yet I straight up refuse to stop consuming it. I literally have no vices, I don't drink or consume weed or any drugs and stopped smoking cigs years ago and also got over my binge eating disorder all on my own can I have a gay iced coffee pleeeeeease

Cornball of the Year Award goes to anyone who feels the need to post something like this

Something deeply humiliating about wanting to be friends with someone after the age of 25. What am I supposed to do, ask them to go on a play date?

Low-key hoping I get a job at CHOP so I can wear scrubs every day and not have to think of an outfit to wear

I need like a 3 month intensive boot camp to beat the people pleaser out of me

I am now in a poly relationship with these 3 pictures of lois griffin Its "Lois~" He/him "L" She/her and then "Lo" He/she/they

Can't wait to watch this in bed because I literally cannot watch it at work or on the bus or anywhere else where people might see my phone

Crying screaming throwing up etc bc I just remembered i'm seeing SOAD in August

The desk person at my office building, who is an older retired man, told me he has trouble getting up in the morning because he likes to stay up late playing pacman. From one gamer to another, I salute you soldier 🫡

I like Benson boone's vibes it's a shame he made one of the worst songs I've ever heard

Sneakily filling out job applications at my work compute is such a fun thrill

Panam just rejected me I'm gunna kms

I think when I die I'm gunna remember all the times I went to see wrestling at the showboat in Atlantic City with my partner as some of the best times of my life

Shout out to crossing guards we need more of these brave souls helping us cross the street in a city where stop signs and red lights are treated like a suggestion

Following an account on IG for a sex doll manufacturer makes me kinda not want one anymore