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I sometimes worry that I can't keep up intellectually with my peers but all my peers talk about bad video games so they can't be that smart

ADHD is cool because if I you have a really important thing to do then I will put it off until it's a problem but if I have a stray thought about Raving Rabbids then before my brain synapses fully touch I'm already looking that shit up on e621

Cursed trinket that causes the death of whoever lives in it's vicinity

Mana potions taste like citrus water with ice, served in a jar. Good shit

US and Iran are just cutting promos on each other at this point and we won't see any real action until the pay-per-view

I don't have a piss fetish

Speaking candidly, any children's media that fails to explain childbirth with storks or magic defaults to standard mammalian reproduction. Thus, canonically, Mummy pig had that batter shot deep in her piggy cunt.

oomf meet

Backyard Wrestling 2 on PS2 contains Indie Wrestling AMVs in the extras and I love it a lot

American liberals are such a massive fucking liability to any protest

Common DPRK W 에헤 에야차 에야차 공산주의 새 언덕이 저기 보인다

Mark Pritchard - Heavy As Stone is a top 3 all time track for me and I can't listening to it without weeping.

Same innit

ACAB includes Doberman anthros

I know a few people who dedicated their entire online persona to a specific cartoon character, mascot or niche interest that defines a lot of what they discuss. Sometimes they worry that they're bothering other people. You're not bothering us, we all think you're cool, we love you, keep cooking.

we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet

I horny post on bsky because I think it's paradoxically more polite to scream your sexual frustrations in public rather than bother your friends with them privately.

Journalists be like "I used AI to order doordash while I took ket, but at what cost" and the banner image is this

I really wish people didn't ask me what I did with my day off if they didn't want to hear the answer: "had a loud wank with the door open"

All cops are bad people and the US should be dismantled completely. I don't fw you if you're not far-left.

It's my birthday

Im not personally the kinda queer that is loud and into rainbow streamers and flags, love you all just not how I celebrate. I usually celebrate pride month by taking my mum out to go clothes shopping and have a wagamamas for lunch.

store.steampowered.com/app/2109060/... Alright, new followers. Magenta Horizon is going through the sale season. It’s hella cheap now. Wanna fund the Moonlight Maelstrom development? Wanna taste my unfiltered action game development philosophy? You can buy it now.

2010s RANKING FINALE youtu.be/1gXowGR-ltg?...

@letterboxd.social put wrestling pay-per-views on your website you cowards

GOOD GAMES CANON 2010s EDITION DAY ONE IS LIVE RANKING THE BEST GAMES FROM 2010 TO 2014

Might switch to Linux

People who idolise Gabe Newell will post quotes from him saying "just make good games lol" Then ignore the fact he became a billionaire with an armada of Yachts off the back of a child gambling epidemic.

Snose

The fact that the Oblivion remaster cannot run well and requires several mods to function is not 'nostalgic jank' it's failure and it shouldn't be happening, that's the whole point of remastering it.

I am in the mood to flood the empty space in my brain with ganja smoke tonight

I saw 2 posts on my feed today, one was a pro-israel account that posted an image saying that throwing rocks is terrorism. The other was a video of 20 human beings at a hospital in Khan Younis going about their day before being suddenly shredded by an Israeli missile.

I wanna eat that water and spaghetti from JoJo part 4 that gets all the fucking gunk out of your shit

Woke up at 6am, hit the gym, had a good breakfast, got my coffee and cracked out a fuck ton of work. Weak males do not understand this level of grind

I don't edge, I ridge race

The most first nude mod for oblivion remastered that I saw gives the orc women inverted nipples, this is correct and proves that the modding community is core to the experience of these games.