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Transgender woman living in the most beautiful place on the planet. 🌺🌴🤙🏼 Please consider reading my story and helping if you can. Mahalo https://gofund.me/864482fa https://goget.fund/41RKk6P
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I need a woman who hits like a North Shore winter wave—powerful, breathtaking, soul-stirring—then cradles me like the ocean at sunset, kissing me slow like she found home in my arms. Only on a Pacific island could love be this wild, this deep, this beautiful. 🌊💖🤙🏼 Only if….

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Breaking: Big Bird (PBS) is fighting back against the regime. Cookie Monster is rallying the troops, and Kermit is organizing protests. All while tRump is yet again, playing tariff tic tac toe with steel. Have a fantastic Saturday 🌴 🤙🏼

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This exact thing can be said for EVERY Senator and Congressman currently in office. Remove the money from politics, remove the problem. Why is it, we just can’t figure this out!? RESIST THE REGIME 🤙🏼

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Another week another flaming fiasco: dubbed “TACO” for always chickening out, wrecked markets with his usual bluff-and-fold act, and lost JD Vance to VP cosplay. He’s all bark, no spine, and every tantrum proves it. But hey—he’s humiliated, so we can actually enjoy the weekend now. Aloha 🤙🏼

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Blah, Blah, Blah…. This orange coated pig never shuts up…. 🤙🏼

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Throw Hawaii in there and we’ve got a deal…🤙🏼

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"Let cash registers ring!"

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The fucktard has spoken! Just drink bleach, it does wonders. When another lockdown happens because of a Covid spread, don’t blame me…🤙🏼

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Right! And the south will rise again…. Lmao 🤣 Nothing like seeing these rednecks and racist pigs get together to proclaim their superiority. Keep at it! Stupidity looks good on you 🤙🏼

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tRump threatened to defund California over a trans teen athlete, paused student visas for social media snooping, got sued by NPR for cutting their funds, and called Putin “crazy”—all while his media firm bet $2.5B on Bitcoin. Busy day for a man who’s always in the headlines! 🤙🏼

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One delusional president just called another delusional president “crazy”—which is like a dumpster fire accusing a matchstick of being flammable. When megalomania meets putinism, all we can do is sit back and watch the circus self-immolate. Pass the popcorn, it’s flaming now. 🤙🏼

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Mount Kilauea right now…

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Can’t wait! 🤙🏼

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I didn't 'become' a woman…just gave up pretending to be a man.

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tRump’s West Point speech was pure comedy—stammering like a broken karaoke machine, sweating like a roast pig at a luau, and inching down that ramp like gravity was a Democrat. America’s “wartime president” looked like a bloated traffic cone trying to moonwalk off a cliff. Total clown show. 🤙🏼

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If you're out in public and you can't figure out a stranger's gender, follow these steps: 1. Don't worry about it.

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Wait just a minute!!! I feel discriminated against. They left off Transgender folks! 🏳️‍⚧️🤙🏼

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Time to make some calls, folks… 🤙🏼

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tRump’s regime torches benefits for billions, rewards billionaires, and wraps it in a flag like it’s patriotism, not pillaging. Congress? Just loyal background dancers in his dictatorship drag show. America First? How’s that working out for 99% of Americans?! Tired of it yet? Stand up and get loud 🤙🏼

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The GOP fisted through a rich-man’s wishlist, gutted the basics for everyone else, and tRump punished Harvard for existing. Forget policy—it’s all payback, paranoia, puerility, and power trips in the good ole’ USA. Now known as a 3rd world country - by 3rd world countries. Let that sink in… 🤙🏼

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Fucking Morons! 🤙🏼

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Today in “Land of the Free”: Congress held another blame-shifting Olympics, the Supreme Court cosplayed as a monarchy, and the president assured us everything’s fine—while the country’s on fire behind him. Just another Tuesday in dystopia! #Bluesky #USApolitics

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Enough said! 🤙🏼

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Living my Aloha life on an island in the middle of the Pacific—sun, surf, and spicy Ahi poke’—while the mainland’s right-wing regime lies, steals, and tries its best to strip human rights like it’s a competitive sport. Y’all need a beach day and a reality check. 🤙🏼 #AlohaOverAuthoritarians #Trans

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