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fascism is when there's a cheeto in the white house
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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

submitted 33 days ago • 265 comments

Chuck Schumer negotiating

submitted 68 days ago • 9 comments

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

submitted 69 days ago • 81 comments

Police Chief: You do that perp walk with the UHC assassin? Police Officer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy and badass just like you asked. Police Chief: what

submitted 153 days ago • 20 comments

I say “fuck off” out loud to intrusive AI features at least 20 times a day.

submitted 154 days ago • 19 comments

True but also cool new way to do direct bribes to elected officials: fake lawsuit settlements

submitted 158 days ago • 15 comments

However much worse you assure me it will be, I assure you it will be even worse than that. Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

luigi was also a fan of a shocking video game in which the goal is for the player to use his boot heel to crush his enemies’ skulls until they cave in and die. the game, super mario bros, is usually played alone, suggesting he was isolated and

submitted 162 days ago • 8 comments

had a poem published today! please read and share, it’s good for my ego! www.picciolettabarca.com/posts/worm-h...

submitted 163 days ago • 1 comment

one of the reasons I'll never leave twitter is that the nazis are having a posting civil war rn over whether it's gay to have a wife and they're all calling each other jewish homosexuals and posting each others most embarrassing secrets, and you just don't get that kind of entertainment on here

submitted 174 days ago • 62 comments

Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.

submitted 174 days ago • 11 comments

The Joker does not arrest the Batman but the Batman still arrests the Joker, this is what is called “hypocrisy”

submitted 346 days ago • 31 comments

stormy daniels made a joke about how she had to go to the charity golf thing because her contract holder (wicked entertainment) sponsored a hole. on the stand

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musk and sacks and all those guys legitimately thought they were buying The Cathedral and would be immediately presented with the levers that made people like them and they've been going insane on uppers tearing the drywall out trying to find those levers ever since

submitted 428 days ago • 29 comments

“We can beat the bad guys by revealing their evil deeds to the world” is a trope that really doesn’t work anymore.

submitted 444 days ago • 9 comments

Nixon: he's Irish, you know. The kid. The one from, what, Delaware? Is it Delaware? Haldeman: I believe so sir. Nixon: the thing with the Irish - [Crosstalk] Haldeman: Scranton - [Crosstalk] Nixon: and they [redacted]. With the Pope. Haldeman: yes sir

submitted 451 days ago • 5 comments

The Big Bopper fandom is dying!!! Repost to your feed if you aren’t afraid to say “Hello, baby!”

submitted 482 days ago • 32 comments

(correctly) listing a microwave on facebook marketplace as "2 horsepower"

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every teacher everywhere: don’t cite wikipedia in your paper amelia bedelia neri oxman: you got it

submitted 501 days ago • 3 comments