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krystal.bsky.social
Founder Tech | Sun Care | Comedy | Commercial Voice Over
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Under a Rock with Tig Notaro seems like such a humbling experience

I’m in California, I don’t care that it’s winter, why do I have to wear a jacket indoors? #addtoblacksky

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Software engineer: We disrupted the cup industry by creating a cup with strategic holes on the top half to ensure the cup can never be full. We know no one asked for this but it’s a revolutionary feature, not a bug.

I’m the age where I see a group people gathered outside a house at 9 pm and I think they’re leaving a party only to be surprised they are leaving FOR a party

My brother in law told me I have the most annoying voice in the world 5 years ago, almost to the date - today I landed a voice over agent…can’t wait for my voice to play through his car speakers on his long ass commute 💁🏾‍♀️

Feels like I’m raising an escape artist and I’m never prepared for the commitment to the bit

I really post the cringiest stuff on TikTok pretending no one I know will ever see it. It’s a level of delusion I need

what’s your sign?

It's been a long road but finally got that first sale outside of my network. what a start to the week

Maya Rudolph is out of pocket for Popstar

Had such a great mentorship session yesterday, so hyped to keep building

There are two openings at my company, Lead FE and Staff Software Engineer. Series A in text commerce. Happy to refer!

I asked my sister to send back my prototype I sent her for testing - my manufacturer needs references…tell me why she broke it 4 MONTHS AGO but was too scared to tell me 🤦🏾‍♀️

I saw a squirrel eat a moth and I will never be the same

Anyone rent toys for their kids while traveling?