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Side boob connoisseur. Workplace vending machine shaker. Hitting .400 in an old man baseball league near you.
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You know you're old when you start traveling with your own antacids.

submitted 18 days ago • 18 comments

This is fuckin stupid *Me 20 times a day

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The original multiverse

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

This is my son, Estupido

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Mondays should come with more nudity

submitted 23 days ago • 26 comments

A moment of silence for my 13 year old printer, salvaged from a political campaign, subjected to above average use throughout business school and banking days, and somehow, never causing office space rage. Thank you for your service.

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

Cheese is like a wig for your cracker.

submitted 33 days ago • 15 comments

Gotta love getting a termination notice and then getting a ticket asking why the user can't login. I'm a spectator to all this.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been in a DEI training class most of the day because my employer isn’t a bigoted nazi pos

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

What we wouldn't give for just a normal level of fucked up so we can all get back to jokes

submitted 41 days ago • 18 comments

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

submitted 49 days ago • 82 comments

Cory for Senate Minority Leader.

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

Why the oligarchs aren’t worried about the stock market crashing: “In fact, for the stable rich, you know, hard times just mean cheaper prices, and so they just get great bargains on everything and do better than ever.” (Alice Walker, The Temple of My Familiar)

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you

submitted 51 days ago • 122 comments

France’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law. South Korea’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law. Brazil’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law. Only America’s decided a criminal must be allowed to break its laws and destroy its democracy.

submitted 51 days ago • 382 comments

Well done France. Fuck you Garland.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

"Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?"

submitted 63 days ago • 9 comments

Them: how hard do you laugh at your own jokes? Me:

submitted 58 days ago • 7 comments

So 3 months ago my boss called me up to his office and told me he was told to get me out of my office immediately. Next week it gets filled. Finally.

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

beautifully haunted by ghost pepper ranch packets 💫

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

🔺Doritos has entered the Bluesky🔺

submitted 69 days ago • 128 comments

Might be trouble over at the neighbors

submitted 66 days ago • 11 comments

My department is moving to another building Monday and I mentioned to the cute girl in accounting she should move with us. She replied "someone has to break up the sausage fest over there" *I thought about throwing her over my shoulder caveman style when we move

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Spring forward. Fall apart.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

everybody was kung poop fighting

submitted 73 days ago • 8 comments

Baguettes Day 1: - so cute sticking out of your reusable bag - crusty outside, soft inside - the perfect medium for any sandwich or soup Day 2: - weapon - what am I gonna do with this now - Play ball!

submitted 73 days ago • 25 comments

every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob

submitted 73 days ago • 1545 comments

I attended a workshop yesterday and the leader said that not one woman she asked could name her favorite pizza topping but they would know the favorite of their partner. But that's ridiculous. My favorite is pineapple and I am pretty sure what's-his-face likes it too

submitted 75 days ago • 115 comments

🎶Will I still miss my girlfriend? And try to grab her ass?🎶 tidal.com/track/121117...

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I always carry an emergency glow stick in case a hard drugs party breaks out

submitted 76 days ago • 7 comments

My butt waves "hello" to your butt.

submitted 76 days ago • 4 comments

What if I had Skittles gummies for nipples?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

So this Tate bullshit @netflix.com and I'm done

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

It's wild how people can have an issue that is important enough to put a ticket in, yet can't be assed to answer you when you reply trying to get more information than "it's not working"

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Coworker just said, "I guess we'll jump off that bridge when we get there"

submitted 83 days ago • 6 comments

laminate your panties for quick cleaning

submitted 84 days ago • 6 comments

I very much want to cum, but I don't have the energy to make it happen. Kinda frustrating 😕

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments