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kwestmarkz.bsky.social
I'm here for a good time. Maybe a long time depending on who in charge 😂 D(M)V
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"Do I gotta bank with yall to send a wire?" Me: 😮‍💨🫤...gtfo before I call security😒

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This girl said I look like Michael B Jordin n I have no clue why but in short, ima have to plan on marrying her 😭

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Sinners was a mixture of what I thought it would be n what I didn't think it would be. Ultimately I liked it lol

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Another day, another 50 cents

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Yt dude called my job n mid conversation was like "Are you black?...You sound black". Lmfao my nigga, what?!?!

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Bro our life is turning into a Cyberpunk video game, wtf💀😭

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AI is watching all this human dysfunction going on in the world n is like "yeeea they right...I gotta take these niggas over😮‍💨"

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My landlord found out it's getting expensive this way n decided to UP the rent....??? I been tryna figure that out all day

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Lol same🤝🏾. Boutta hit her with the: "Heyy big head!" text

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

Literally me looking at her contact rn:

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See now I gotta text her n check on her mental health...n other things but definitely her mental health

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I'm ngl, the best I've ever had was from a depressed shawty....n she used to hug me so tight 🥹😭. Ain't never have no woman hug me like her, ever😭😭

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Aite niggas using social media to manipulate the stock exchange....we are so fuked 😭

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It took them losing 11 trillion dollars but they're finally protesting 😭💀

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

I've been slowly getting back into making music n I'm so happy 🥹

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Liking a girls picture first is low-key the same thing as saying "first comment" on a YouTube video back in the day

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Idt ppl understand how crazy the alphabet agencies were between the 60's n 90s😂

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When my mom don't answer the phone, I kind of get it. When my nieces don't answer the phone.....lol you want me to catch a flight?

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Ima be honest with yall...being my "slightly" authentic self at work actually does me wonders 😂

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

watching this movie, Trap, n let me tell you somethin, this killer ain't trapped at all.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

They say, God don't like ugly n ain't too fond of pretty

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Texting me at 2am to see if I can come in on my day off, is this exact reason I'm not gonna reply to that text until an hr after yall open 😭.

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2 kids n tryna cheat is crazy, baby have you tried...idk, tryna work things out?? Lol

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I swear, don't nobody flirt harder than a shawty that's already taken😭. Wasting my dam lines n shit🫤

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Being a black male in America you kind of get being misunderstood, right? Lol

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Got a 93ovr QB recruited on NCAA...bro played one game n got a 43wk injury 💀

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My therapist would be proud with how often I've been able to shut up when I aint got nothing nice to say lol. Cuz some hurtful shit has been held back these past few weeks😅

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They not even putting belt to ass out there, Eagles using straight hot iron to skin atp 😭

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Dam I may actually go to bed early watching this SB 😭. The halftime show is over now anyway lol

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Having lady friends is cool n all, until they leave some shit in your car n another girl finds it 💀. This is not what you think 😬...please 😭

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My nieces are hilarious 😂

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