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Taller in person. Better in small doses. Can't swim. Get off my lawn!
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Is there anyone on TV more annoying than Christina on those Jacuzzi remodel commercials? #Jacuzzi

I love the Premier League, but sometimes it's hard to watch. They need more bulldogs & fewer Westminster show poodles.

Why do soccer goalkeepers ALWAYS flail spectacularly to the ground, even while deflecting a high shot? Such drama queens.

Pro soccer should be banned. There are 20-30 near-fatal injuries in every match. Such agony. Somehow the injured players always seem to make complete amazing recoveries within 30 seconds. smh

Squirt is not a morning greyhound. #greyhounds #sighthounds

Squirt cuddling with her pillow. #greyhounds #sighthounds

Squirt expressing her opinion of inauguration day. #greyhounds #sighthounds

"Weatherman says we might get some snow tomorrow. Have I ever seen snow before? Does it come with thunder?" Interesting few days ahead for Squirt. #greyhounds #sighthounds

Fireworks sound like thunder to Squirt. #greyhounds #sighthounds

"You gonna eat that?" Squirt is a champion table surfer. #greyhounds #sighthounds

Along the Imperial River in Bonita Springs FL.

"Dad is away for the holidays visiting family in Florida. I sure miss him." #greyhounds #sighthounds

All this obsession with numbers of followers, follow-backs, etc. If you want more followers, post something worth reading. Telling me to have a pleasant morning, showing me your Wordle score, bleh bleh. Not EVERY book at the library or EVERY TV channel appeals to EVERYONE. It's not a competition.

Here's a #fantasyfootball strategy that the big-time analysts won't share with you. If you have a first-round bye in your playoffs, bench all your players to eliminate the risk of them getting injured. You're welcome.

I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”

Timeless lesson from watching old Westerns: The man who "owns half the town" is NEVER the good guy.

The life of a couple of retirees! Squirt is cuter, sweeter, more cuddly, more popular & a lot faster. But she thinks I'm the greatest. #greyhounds #sighthounds

Luigi is gonna be on "Dancing with the Stars" and "Masked Singer" before all this is over.

The foot of an old athlete. #greyhounds #sighthounds

Squirt with her cute sock covering the bandage on her sore foot. "Doc says I gotta take it easy for a few days. Oh darn!" #greyhounds #sighthounds

My baby girl Squirt may have broken her toe last night. Definitely not feeling chipper for a photo while awaiting a vet visit. #greyhounds #sighthounds

Squirt wants to play. #greyhounds #sighthounds

Any TV ad I see featuring a Kelce, Snoop, Deion, Flo, a caveman, Kevin Hart, an emu or a fucking lizard IS GETTING MUTED with an audible (sometimes embarrassing) expletive, a thrown object, or both. Go ahead and ask me if I'm gonna buy whatever product they're selling. #NFL #Gameday

I see a lot of hate for the Chiefs, and it's silly. Winners win; it's in their DNA. Even when they don't play well, they don't beat themselves. They make a few plays & stay in the game. Inevitably their opponent finds a way to lose. It's not the refs; it's the Chiefs. Winning breeds winning. #NFL

Squirt can hear when someone opens a jar of peanut butter. #greyhounds #sighthounds

A Grey Kestrel on a mission… 📍Akagera National Park, Rwanda. #Birds #Wildlife #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography

the more people understand that fantasy football is a high-variance game full of chaos and the predictability of this game week to week is near-0%, the better

Squirt is not a morning greyhound.

My greyhound Squirt has never liked thunder. Her phobia has progressed to the point she now trembles at the sound of wind even on a sunny day, or when she hears the beep of a weather alert that pops up on TV.

Sports Bluesky! Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself… NBA: Mavericks NFL: Sad-sack Cowboys NHL: Stars NCAA: Texas Longhorns MLB: Rangers WNBA: Wings Soccer: Any team with Kevin DeBruyne

My greyhound Squirt doesn't care much for football.

Why do in-studio TV football analysts flail their arms and scream all the time? It's as if they don't believe their message is important or understood by us morons unless it comes with an obnoxious side show. Should David Muir do that on ABC News?

Why are the most inane TV commercials broadcast only during football games?