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Imagine if Heston was 8 foot, he'd be BLOOMIN TALL!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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In other words, any non-American willing to state the objective fact that Israel is committing genocide is prohibited from attending Harvard.

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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

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Preposterous country

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Who’s in goal for Newcastle now that the Pope Nick Pope has,, who,ll be goalkeeper for the= Toon Army now that Pope has transferred ??? tO Vatican City FC pmsl Pope’s a keeper rofl what’s the local drop in Newcastle anyway is it still Brown Ale or have they joined the 1920s lmao cya l8r #ToonPolls

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The universe: Scotland, you have one chance to own the next 'succulent chinese meal'. Be quick, be witty, go. Scotland: Everybody listen... This is a false.

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As my mother always says: ‘There’s enough blue in the sky to make a pair of sailor’s pyjamas’. And as I always say: ‘Can’t see a cloud in the cunt’ 🌞🩵👍

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Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com

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This bathroom is for men, women, wheelchair users and breakdancers

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Howling at this massive blow up Michael Myers in Dennistoun put there to advertise bathroom fitters.

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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

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I tweeted about this guy last night and got all these replies from random people who said he'd saved their baby's life. Fuck being rich I would love to have been this guy, imagine how cool it would be to know you'd helped so many people. We need to name an airport after him or something

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What. The. Fuck 🤯 @zafarcakes.bsky.social

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Whenever I see an account on here report the death of an older celebrity I’ve never heard of, I always give the tweet a wee like in case their son or daughter are reading it and it doesn’t have many likes, nice to be nice etc. Also does anyone have any spare tenners knocking about?

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Who remembers every1 stockpiling shitter paper at the start of the pandemic then through utter boredom & having too much toilet roll started filming themselves doing keepy uppys with an Andrex? The Brits always go mad for loo roll, it’s in our genes, obsessed with it,Asda had to ration it in the end

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The great Yale historian, Timothy Snyder, expert on fascism and on Ukraine and Russia

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Right enough’s enough, give the football firms a bell and get the Chelsea, West Ham and Millwall lads over to Moscow on the next Ryanair, sick to the bellend of it all. Time to Putin end to it all m8

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You’ll never guess what happened to me the other day. Was chatting to a pal who I hadn’t seen in a few years who gave birth a few weeks ago and she’s only gone and called her baby Raymond. What in the fuck would possess you, must’ve been a dare

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Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate her 🥳

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Love the chants at the football, some absolute classics, but this is my favourite: Here come the reds! Here come the blues! It's a football game, It's a football game!

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The internet is chock-full of heartwarming stories & redemption arcs. But you don’t hear nearly enough downer tales. Like how a 77yo pensioner confronted his school bully & got his cunt kicked in & left for dead then got discharged from hospital & caught his lifelong partner in bed w/ Sumo wrestler

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FEBRUARY! I have no website at the moment so pls just google the shows to book tickets haha. I won't slag you off for sharing this xo

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I'm pivoting to Instagram wisdom influencer

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Men have tried for millennia but there isn’t a better put down in the English language than ‘go to bed pal, sleep it off.’ You can’t come back from someone refusing to entertain your argument on the insinuation it’s so imbecilic, you must’ve suffered trauma to the brainium.

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