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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

submitted 12 hours ago • 134 comments

someone said “your dog is a shapeshifter he never looks the same in any one photo” in my twitch chat the other day and it baffled me. I have about 9000 identical pictures of this dog

submitted 3 days ago • 44 comments

YouTube’s AI generated reply suggestion to our latest episode of Bad Hasbara, in which we interview a holocaust survivor.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

That jingle jangle jingle

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ospreay please please please please fix your hair

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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

what are you gonna do. hate a dog for wagging the tail. no

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

-1 hp Y'know, -1 hp I don't think I -1 hp really trust the -1 hp court eunuch -1 hp that much for -1 hp some reason. -1 hp

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

We all have sexual relationships with martin septim.

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submitted 29 days ago • 54 comments

Sorry for decrease in DolbyPics. I got logged off of twitter and bsky on my phone and keep forgetting to fix it

submitted 29 days ago • 15 comments

Most hands in the world have touched a dick. Let that sink in.

submitted 30 days ago • 16 comments

how can i get the rude tag on my post ?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Gender neutral bathroom? Shit man, I need a gender BASIC bathroom cuz my piss is straight up corrosive.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Alduin if he was actually huge

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

PEE WEE DID NOTHING WRONG (in relation to him pulling his "peewee" in that porn theater.)

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

bro is dismayed. bro is filled with despair.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

bros getting heated. bros evaporating .

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

the yuri patch is not living to expectations.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Jerked it with my left hand today #resist ✊️😩🔥🔥🔥💦

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1.5 update for Nikki will be known as the Yuri Update

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

26 April 1986: What was meant to be a routine safety test at Reactor 4 of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant became the worst nuclear disaster in history. 🧵⬇️(1/4)

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

A new deal has been struck - the texas casino board has partnered with a paramilitary group to provide protection to gamblers who feel unsafe in this current climate.

submitted 37 days ago • 11 comments

I dont think i have a single rainbow dash type friend.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

submitted 40 days ago • 31 comments

i think about this post often

submitted 42 days ago • 8 comments

did you know you can look at gay porn on your phone

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

they should have a reality show with the all the contenders for being the new pope.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

i hope the new pope watches funny fail video compilations on youtube

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance killed the pope

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

Woke babies are born

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

hooooooly shit man

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever is running PR for WWE must've taken the week off, holy shit man.

submitted 45 days ago • 49 comments

forgiveness low key fire i forgive you bro

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

submitted 52 days ago • 92 comments

Ive been having to have sandwitches without cheese for like a week so you can say i have a hard life.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments