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midwesterner. microbiologist. mom to several, partner to one. she/her
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A diptych for 2025

I hope Ed is alright but that shit looks fun as hell

100 out of 5 stars for the North Charleston Fire Museum. My 2.5 year old (and every other child here) is beside himself with glee at everything. Best $6 I’ve ever spent.

I feel like as a philosophical exercise you should wake up every morning and ask yourself, "Is Miss Rachel going harder than me?"

if you're crying about getting roasted on Bsky, the Posters Retirement Home, maybe online just isn't for you

Sometimes it’s nice to know that every single sport at every level is marred by extremely confusing and controversial officiating

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

Found in a Discord

People don’t realize how big the infield at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway is, but here’s a quick tool for reference, this is the geographic equivalent of what can fit inside of it.

Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time

So…about AI’s energy use… “…to create a five-second video, a newer AI model uses ‘about 3.4 million joules, more than 700 times the energy required to generate a high-quality image’. That's the equivalent of running a microwave for over an hour.”

Just re-upping this 'un: www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-... for anyone unclear on where the freshly-manured EO revoking scientific integrity policies comes from

Whoever came up with putting seasoning salt on the French fries ain’t a real starch enjoyer

i don’t understand when my fellow thirtysomethings panic about no longer understanding what the kids like and how they dress. the most perfect serenity ever devised by man or heaven is within reach and you’re pushing it away with both hands

“Earlier this week, The Onion ran a piece headlined “Sean Combs Asks for Quick Trial So He Can Get to Part Where Trump Pardons Him.” It may be on to something.” www.rollingstone.com/music/music-... By @cheyenneroundtree.bsky.social and me

Did not have “USA speed runs The Lorax” on my bingo card.

“How tall are Ewoks?” “Oh, about yay high.”

I CANT BELIEVE TIM ONION IS NOT AN ONION I HAVE BEEN LIED TO TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE JAIL TO THE ONION 😡😡😡😡😡😡

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Progressive Mind/MAGA body

I am drunk and sunburnt and I cannot be hurt

OMG is real www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

how can you not be romantic about baseball

time to get those orders in for your moms and momlike figures remember your training

Here’s the link if you wanna read my favorite thing I’ve written in…. a while lol. Free for all readers: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

Pope Leo now has the ability to declare Dewayne Wise's catch to save Mark Buerhle's perfect game as an officially recognized miracle

The empire needs ghorman’s calcite.

www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-airc...

OK this one took me a minute

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

after this last few months I think I am now in critical support of all weird ultrarich people hobbies. take that horse dancing class. I love that yoga retreat for you. tighten up that golf swing. search the ocean floor for ancient shipwrecks. anything that keeps you in your business and out of ours

Sucks that the Met Gala is raising all this money just to pay it to Bobby Bonilla

Alcatraz is being reopened and the movies are being tariffed.

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

Get them Muldoons out there

listen up fellas

baby can’t have solids yet so they are stripes when we play pool

warner is probably terrified of facing youngkin in a general (which, he shouldn't be) but i think he ought to be more worried about a primary challenge fueled by an absolutely furious virginia democratic electorate

At that point of raising a toddler where I’m furiously googling “least bad hot dog for 2-year old”

It's a brutal time for young men. April — 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.

We have done many focus groups and surveys and etc etc on this subject and I gotta tell you, it's actually pretty much exactly correct that the solution to this is more guys having an older guy in their life tell them to pick up a skateboard or a guitar who cares

Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate