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Campaign reporter for The Daily Beast, author of the Trail Mix newsletter https://www.thedailybeast.com/author/jake-lahut
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Suozzi for gov 2022 was quite the mess but it almost never comes up. This is the top of the mountain for him

Gotta pay my dues in the minors and double post my articles on Twitter & Threads while making incremental gains in my shitposting before I can hack it in the big leagues on Bluesky

This is what the Gen-Z kids call “the soft launch.” If you can squeeze one more weekly newsletter into your lineup, we’ve got some good stuff coming your way. https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-daily-beasts-2024-election-newsletter-trail-mix-is-coming-soon?ref=home

Happy Trail Mix Friday, featuring the first time “Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again” has made its way into my copy https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-gop-cavalry-isnt-coming-to-save-nikki-haley

Also just a general heads up to said voters that when you go to most of these events, you’re agreeing to let a campaign or PAC use footage of you in an ad

Good @daveweigel.bsky.social dispatch from the Haley-Sununu fest and subsequent sour grapes from Christie — who, on more than 1 occasion, spoke with Haley on a TV in the back https://www.semafor.com/article/12/15/2023/nikki-haley-has-a-theoretical-path-to-victory-her-rivals-want-to-keep-it-that-way

This is the top tier content I opened Bluesky for

Former NYC mayor Bill de Blasio told the New York Times that he and his wife are going to start dating other people, so City & State made him an online dating profile:

I'd honestly rather see the dev team from Club Penguin take a stab at Twitter than the (presumably very talented and very well paid) people at Facebook. I just don't see how FB would provide news value when they hate showing ppl links and giving them a chance to leave the site..

What a crew on The Daily Beast homepage this morning, including the guy who was played by Jake Gyllenhaal in the movie Jarhead

Nikki Haley is going to be hitting a bunch of northern NH towns that most of the field hasn't made it to yet: - North Conway - Lincoln - Lancaster - Hanover - Henniker

Seeing photos of the Prospect Park bike path repaved after moving out of Brooklyn… devastating. I thought I was prepared

Sharing links is back. My latest on Cinde Warmington, the lone declared candidate for governor in NH (who just so happened to lobby for Purdue Pharma). https://www.thedailybeast.com/cinde-warmington-is-running-on-the-opioid-epidemic-in-new-hampshire-she-lobbied-for-the-company-behind-it?ref=home

Does the Baudrillard concept of hyperreality apply when you have to watch an ad for Gas Station TV about a show on Gas Station TV produced by Gas Station TV, basically with no other choice because you’re filling up at a gas station with their consoles?

Just had one of those moments where I realized on this day 10 years ago I was frantically researching the dorms at Wesleyan after another day working at the water & sewer dpt, trying but failing to enjoy the last summer before college. And I was predicting Hillary Clinton would be president in 2017

Big Kahuna above the fold today in the local paper

My 3 times opening this app have been extremely my shit. Hyper-niche SCOTUS discussions, OG Twitter absurdity humor, it’s remarkably refreshing.

I wouldn’t hate being the grizzled professor of the Trump-Twitter era at some underfunded college in the 2040s and 50s

I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

This is becoming Mark Zuckerberg’s equivalent of the George W. Bush character arc in the Trump era

you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude

How do links look on here? https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-stunning-place-where-donald-trump-is-beating-ron-desantis-the-worst-congressional-gop-endorsements

ESPN referring to “DPM” as a stat for the hot dog eating contest (dogs per minute lol)

I’ve never actually caught the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest live, and hot damn this is the most American production I’ve ever seen. Listing the records these guys have in other foods, their height and weight, hype-up tracks, the crazy announcer guy… USA baby.

Well isn’t this neat. 2023, what a time to be alive