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🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺Dog mom. 💃🏼Swiftie. 🌕Coldplayer. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Outlander. 🚪The OA. 🌱Vegan foodie. 🏡Realtor. ✈️Former int’l flight attendant. 🤓Nerd. 💰Entrepreneur.
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Joni Ernst just trolled her own constituents while invoking “our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,” vs the Tooth Fairy. This needs to be on blast in her district before her next campaign.

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Loretta Swift. 💛 Valerie Mahaffey. 💛 Celebrity deaths come in threes. Just sayin. 📰🔍⌛️

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Thank you, San Diego!

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Have LinkedIn and Zip Recruiter job sites had recent data breaches? Text scams to get in touch via WhatsApp are rampant and feel much bigger than the toll scams claiming I’m going to be arrested and have my license revoked in states where I don’t live. I like to troll them back with Bible verses.

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June 14, y’all! NO KINGS.

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Apparently states’ rights stop the moment women board a plane with autonomy in their carry-on.

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Tay finally owns her music! Yesss!! How much did she have to pay off that bastard, Scooter Braun? Booo!! Debut TV is already recorded and we may never get Rep TV (that explains some things and no more clowning), but Rep Vault tracks might be incoming. 🥳💜🐍 #TaylorSwift

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Corrupt-to-the-core former NYC Police Commissioner and Trump-pardoned criminal Bernard Kerik has died. #ETTD abc7ny.com/post/bernard...

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Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing

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I really enjoy watching a snarky @jenpsaki.msnbc.com play pretend White House Press Secretary, reprising her role to counter Karoline Leavitt’s insane, uninformed, and often made up comments. Thank you.

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When I was a kid in high school, I worked at Taco “Hell.” That fits.

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My dog and her emotional support brownie. They’re homemade!

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decades-long manhunt finally ends

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“Mexico will pay for the wall” Mexico: “Hold my tequila.” “Canada will pay for my Golden Dome.” Canada: “Hold my maple syrup.”

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ADD a letter to ruin a movie. Anorak

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Thank you to the writers and Elisabeth Moss for allowing me to watch the season finale of The Handmaid’s Tale and not walk away traumatized for life. Thank you for reuniting Janine and Charlotte. Aunt Lydia must’ve thrown half a book of Bible verses at Naomi to make it happen. Blessed day.

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Whatever you’re doing today, please stop and take a moment to remember what today is for. All gave some; some gave all.

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Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring. They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died. France also gave us this land as American soil.

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