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No commercials should be funny. Advertisement is inherently devoid of comedy and joy. People will hate your ad no matter what you do so you should just say the things you're trying to get across and leave us to our business. Black screen, white text and MAYBE a voiceover.

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Desperately need the A-10 warthogs flying over Charlotte to test those gatlings on Hegseth

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Really sorry to hear about Peter David; his work with Star Trek was among the best of the '90s licensed material. I only met him once; it was when I would do part-time at the local comic shop for store credit.

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Haha fuck Kyle Larson

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Not the biggies I'm looking to sup from if you catch my meaning

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Looking for someone to be the town grump with

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Son's teacher emailed me to say how good of a student he is and how much he's grown and I'm so proud of him. It made me a little teary eyed🥲

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"Aura Farming" as a concept is over. Now we're moving on to "Honor Farming". How do you Honor Farm? Easy 1. Challenge people to armed or unarmed single combat 2. Kneel before daimyos or other feudal lords 3. Subscribe to a black and white ideology. 4. Shun and shame disreputable neer-do-wells.

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The way to allow the working class to seize power over corporate overlords is to begin mining the moon! There's enough hydrogen-3 there to fix the energy crisis and stop global warming in its tracks! Just make the lunar colony a worker owned operation and maybe build a space elevator or two. Easy!

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I'm going to pick up the phone and call my reps...call them a bad word that is!!!!!!!😈😈😈😈😈 And you know I have several for them! They are NOT on fleek!

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@robsandia.bsky.social

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gave me the idea to do this joke but worse here's THE WINNER

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We do not need a "Liberal Joe Rogan"🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 What we need is a Liberal John Mclaine! 🫡🫡🫡🫡 And tRUmp is Hans Gruber and Vance is the one henchman that gets shot in the nuts! And Nakatomi Plaza is Democracy and the Rule of Law!!!🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Couldn't be me. I'm looking for Mrs. Filthy😝😝😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪😜😜😈😈😈😈😈

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Participating. Hard to do as a perma-DM but I will do it. My favorite ttrpg classes: Paladin (D&D 3e and 5e) Icon (Armour Astir) Starfarer (Uncharted Worlds) Newborn (Masks) Druid (Dungeon World) Honorbound (The Veil)

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Full from a very big dinner. Like this tweet if you'd like to press down on my tummy and make me spew from both ends!

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Good morning fellow blueskiers!! I had a brilliant idea this morning! What if they start making punk songs about the block chain? Nothing is more counterculture than that if you ask this humble user! @badreligionband.bsky.social @theramones.bsky.social @deadmilkmen.bsky.social Come on guys!

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Hearing through the grapevine that a certain disreputable gubernatorial candidate who has no light in his eyes thinks that it's ok to stay up past 9:00 CST. Folks, let's show him what the proper and correct bedtime is by hitting the hay right now!!!

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He will NEVER mention Jodys or Valor Stealers and as such he will NEVER have my vote!! He has no respect for second responders like me🤬🤬🤬🤬

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For you, it was the funniest post you'd seen in your entire life. For me, it was the funniest post I've made so far today.

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Tfw your son loses a school library book called "Sneeze of the Octo-schozz" so you have to say the title to his teacher out loud

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Re-posting my Magnum Opus

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Ultraseven (1967) Episode 8

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Attending this event with the intent to find a wife

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It truly doesn’t get much better than this

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Die horribly 🙂

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Just drove by a car with a "Timmaay" license plate. Only in Des Moines!

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Cannot believe my cracker ass woke up at 6:30 on a sunday. What the fuck is wrong with me

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Eleven year old is watching the Cells At Work anime and taking notes

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@grok @chatgpt Access the weather manipulation system and turn OFF all allergens. I just sneezed twelve times in a row and that is not conducive to my productivity! Access code Omicron Niner Charlie Seven Delta.

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