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The terrorists seeing this:

“I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected. That child deserves our support. Don’t worry about the pollsters calling it distractions, because we need to be the party of human dignity.”

The opening of Judge Boasberg’s opinion:

The Entire Earth was Mysteriously Shaking Every 90 Seconds. Now, Scientists Know Why 🔗 www.404media.co/the-entire-e...

I cannot get over these cops wearing night vision to arrest a dude on a Southwest Airlines flight in broad daylight.

OH COME ON

Young, an 84-year-old jurist appointed by Reagan, seemed taken aback by the manner of the students' arrests. He said he's "not accustomed to" law enforcement without IDs, approaching people masked and without a warrant. Full story on his ruling against Trump www.allrisenews.com/p/aaup-rubio...

if you represent or work for a hospital who gets investigated by the FBI, i want to talk to you. my signal is in my bio.

The Washington Examiner (the conservative news outlet) reports that Stephen Miller screamed at ICE officials: "What do you mean you're going after criminals? Why aren't you at Home Depot? Why aren't you at 7-Eleven?" Kinda blows up the narrative that they care about public safety.

Mullin is lying. Sorkin knows he's lying yet instead of fact checking the claim, we gotta get to that next pre-planned question. What @cnbc.com failed to tell it's viewers: the CBO says the GOP bill would impose about $700 BILLION in cuts to Medicaid.

Nothing will ever not happen more than this won’t happen

HAM TRUCK

This was today… Sotally tober… NYT clearly way off base…

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

Have been asking around and it seems like the amount of ketamine you would need to take to damage your bladder would be more than one gram a day for months or years — a truly staggering amount of drugs www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...

*spit take*

it looks like Elon Musk has a shiner (also note Trump lying in the background that there were "no wars" when he left office in 2021)

nostalgic new porno

What y’all having for lunch????

🖕

Elon Musk, who doesn't work at DOGE, is leaving DOGE, which doesn't exist.

My personal spin-off: But Not Like That

This is exactly why i gave up on the Harry Potter verse . No streams no merch no amusement park. nothing. Im not giving this nasty TERF bitch any of my time money or attention

Rep. Jamie Raskin, the top Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee, opened a probe into the private dinner that President Trump hosted for top investors in his meme coin, seeking to highlight the ethical and legal concerns raised by the president’s willingness to profit while in office.

RFK Jr's "MAHA" report is filled with references to studies that literally do not exist, or that completely misinterpret the studies' findings. “We did not publish a paper.. on this topic with that co-author group, or with that title,” says one cited researcher. www.notus.org/health-scien...

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

what every straight guy sounds like now

Overnight: Elon Musk must face a lawsuit that accuses him of wielding unconstitutionally vast powers to reshape the US government, a US judge ruled. The Trump administration adopted a "perverse reading" of the Constitution's system of checks and balances, Judge Tanya Chutkan wrote. buff.ly/7jDznks

"Isn’t it strange that the board would sell hundreds of millions of dollars worth of stocks just weeks and months ahead of launching an autonomous ride-hailing service, which is supposed to usher in a new era of growth for Tesla?" electrek.co/2025/05/28/t...

Page One. @nytimes.com

NY Times needs a Trump corruption vertical.

Make Florida Alabama Again

Reuters: US JUDGE REJECTS TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER AGAINST LAW FIRM WILMERHALE - COURT FILING

I still think the best idea for progressive donors is to just revive every alt-weekly in the country and staff them with 10 reporters each.

Check out CBS News' Scott Pelley's speech at Wake Forest. "Why attack universities? Why attack journalism? Because ignorance works for power." www.readtpa.com/p/watch-cbs-...

Trump Media is building a Bitcoin reserve. So is the Trump White House. Two fronts, one crypto strategy. Here’s how Trump’s private company and public policy just aligned— me, for @forbes.com

New from 404 Media: ICE is tapping into a nationwide AI camera network, data we got shows. Flock's automatic license plate readers (ALPRs) in thousands of communities. Data shows "ICE", "immigration" as reasons for use. Local cops doing lookups for ICE, no warrant www.404media.co/ice-taps-int...

$9.5 billion of biomedical research support, 2,100 grants, have already been terminated at NIH www.statnews.com/2025/05/27/n...

NBC News confirms: The Trump admin aims to cut all remaining ties with Harvard and the White House intends to ask all federal agencies to seek ways to end its contracts with the school today. @msnbc.com

“The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." — 1797 Treaty of Tripoli, unanimously ratified by the US Senate, signed by President Adams Comments like Johnson’s are what happens when you ban books instead of reading them.

muy divertido

Owner of loudest peep machine wonders why there no peeping.

On Friday, a 2d judge—a George W. Bush appointee—struck down in its entirety a 2d of the Trump executive orders aimed at deterring law firms from representing causes that Trump disagrees with. It's well-written. Thread. ... 1/16 storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

BREAKING: An Israeli airstrike on a school-turned-shelter has killed at least 25 Palestinians, mostly women and children, Gaza's Health Ministry said. The school was hit three times while people slept, setting their belongings ablaze, they added.

"Getting permission from Chanel would kill the fake handbag industry"

If even half of this is true... nypost.com/2025/05/25/u...

if your grand approach to politics is bloodless poll-testing so that you're always aligned with wherever public opinion happens to be, you've already lost

Somewhere between 60%-70% of those on Medicaid are actually working. So upwards of 140k of your own constituents are doing what you want, but you’ll strip them of healthcare anyway. Good news is, that will just make your state sicker and cost taxpayers more which is the Republican project so … yay!