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Danny McBride and Zach Galifianakis are 🐐 #BLM #FDT 💙🌊
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submitted 26 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

RFK Jr. must be forced to resign for submitting bogus MAHA report with fake citations and studies that do not exist. The health and safety of the general population is in peril.

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

submitted 27 days ago • 13 comments

Harvard must be devastated that these people will no longer be applying to study there.

submitted 29 days ago • 112 comments

Beyond parody.

submitted 29 days ago • 1879 comments

For the love of God if I hear "Big beautiful bill" one more freaking time......

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The “big, beautiful” bill ain’t beautiful—it’s bullshit. House Republicans just voted for the largest cut to SNAP & Medicaid in U.S. history—turning their backs on their own damn constituents: the working people they were sent here to represent. They don’t serve the people. They serve the rich.

submitted 35 days ago • 317 comments

Well.....

submitted 36 days ago • 10 comments

the President of the United States, everyone

submitted 41 days ago • 3007 comments

How about fixing the air traffic control system?

submitted 41 days ago • 1215 comments

Marjorie, I know the truth confuses you and facts ain’t your strong suit—so let me break it down real slow: George Floyd didn’t die from drugs. He died because Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for 9 minutes. That’s called murder.

submitted 43 days ago • 2892 comments

Could you imagine the response if a democratic president said they didn’t know if they had to uphold the Constitution? How fast would the articles of impeachment be drawn ? 20 minutes at the most

submitted 46 days ago • 1768 comments

🇺🇸 THIS 🇺🇸

submitted 50 days ago • 28 comments

Jeffries: "I can say without hesitation or reservation or need for clarification that America is not down with MTG."

submitted 49 days ago • 274 comments

It’s true.

submitted 50 days ago • 40 comments

Do your job, Sean.

submitted 50 days ago • 1212 comments

Ok about this VACCINE NONSENSE. If their RIDICULOUS CLAIMS about how VACCINES actually work and what they do (AUTISM)? Anyone born after 1960 would be AUTISTIC and every other claimed condition? They LOADED numerous VACCINES in a VACCINE GUN and put a dose into your upper arm. We all SURVIVED

submitted 55 days ago • 43 comments

Is Kilmar Abrego Garcia alive? Because the amount of resistance to addressing his being trafficked gives the distinct impression that either he is dead or what they have done to him is so unspeakable that they cannot afford for him to be freed, seen, or spoken with.

submitted 71 days ago • 1358 comments

Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism. If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone. Americans of conscience must stand against this now.

submitted 71 days ago • 1846 comments

Says the guy whose charity was shut down by the state of New York for making illegal campaign contributions.

submitted 71 days ago • 1380 comments

💯

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

👇👇

submitted 73 days ago • 964 comments

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

submitted 76 days ago • 851 comments

submitted 77 days ago • 37 comments

Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.

submitted 80 days ago • 2474 comments

submitted 81 days ago • 185 comments

submitted 81 days ago • 823 comments

If folks had voted for the Black lady who wanted to tax the rich and give everyone else a tax cut, we wouldn’t be having this problem. This guy nails it. 🔥

submitted 81 days ago • 471 comments

3.5 million people turned out yesterday. Not one Capitol building stormed, not one police officer attacked. #handsoff

submitted 81 days ago • 415 comments

💯💯💯

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

submitted 82 days ago • 438 comments

All the MAGA cultists who are now saying shit like “losing money in my 401(k) is a badge of honor” can totally go fuck themselves.

submitted 81 days ago • 435 comments

Unless you wear a red hat.

submitted 100 days ago • 1023 comments

Boycott Airbnb! They’re DOGE!

submitted 100 days ago • 715 comments

True dat true dat

submitted 100 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 104 days ago • 2630 comments

The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money. He was not dead.

submitted 103 days ago • 1460 comments

NURSES ARE MY HEROES! BRAVO.👏💜👏💜

submitted 110 days ago • 17 comments

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submitted 114 days ago • 1418 comments

Crockett: We had an opportunity to have a woman lead this country and I promise you, she would have led us to the promised land. But instead we got somebody that seems like he wants to take to us hell

submitted 114 days ago • 1044 comments

It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!

submitted 117 days ago • 2475 comments

I don’t give a fuck about what Zelensky was “wearing.” I care about the fact that my once upon a time beacon of democracy nation kicked him to the curb in favor of an evil despot. That’s what I fucking care about.

submitted 117 days ago • 677 comments

This is exactly what a frightened abused wife would send to her family about her abusive husbands actions at thanksgiving, because he’s checking her phone It’s sick and sad

submitted 117 days ago • 2197 comments

Per @chrisdjackson.bsky.social on another platform: “It took me 30 seconds to find at least ten postings from Zelensky directly thanking the United States for their support. There are many more. This is pure BS.”

submitted 118 days ago • 1015 comments

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

submitted 118 days ago • 1185 comments

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

submitted 118 days ago • 3118 comments

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