Profile avatar
laragh.bsky.social
Transatlantic sequin mule and time lady. Mainly obsessed with Eurovision, horror, and pining for Canada. Old enough to have visited Leningrad. Lives on Premise Beach. She/her.
2,385 posts 619 followers 478 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

The BBC are genuinely pretending KNEECAP don’t exist lol

RECREATE the sweet sounds of the 1975 at home by simply getting a middle aged child of a daytime tv presenter to play the blandest supermarket music they can manage. I've got Barney Walsh round, he's setting his Casio Keyboard to Samba.

Trying my new aeropress in the back room so my moccamaster doesn’t see.

Nice little beetle on the school run this morning

Found a tiny fly hanging out in a persil detergent dosing ball like he was Kubla Khan or something.

Pedro Pascal's mum: Stop jumping on the bed, Pedro, we're going out! Pedro Pascal: *boing* *boing* *boing* Pedro Pascal's mum: I MEAN IT! NO MORE JUMPING, YOUNG MAN!! AND PUT YOUR TROUSERS ON!!! Pedro Pascal:

I love Blue Cafe. I would however suggest that its Surprise Sandwich isn’t actually too much of a surprise if it comprises Polish sausage, cheese, gherkins and ketchup (unless that ketchup is doing some seriously heavy lifting)

Its worth noting that in Britain, Mamdani would have thrown out of the Labour Party by a small room full LinkIn weirdos and then replaced by a former private healthcare lobbyist who would go on to lose by 5,000 votes to a Reform candidate who was a convinced sex offender.

Less than a month till this view (which also means 2 kids in the absolute agony of no wifi or mobile data)

We had a work ai training session where we were told to ask Gemini stuff and seeing how hard that lil bro worked to _not_ give me the email address of the CEO of booking dot com and kept recommending I try standard customer service channels taught me everything I needed.

Austin John Plays complaining about borking his hand on switch 2 pro controller bc ‘tiny girl hands’ even though he is a very manly 5’ 8” and it’s important bc this is *his job*. Ah 2025 never change.

July trip to Ireland has shrunk on the Dublin front but is now including Ennis, while the three nights in Ardamine may also flex depending on how kiddos cope with no wifi, no mobile, no shower, and a spider who lives in the fridge.

Working out the average age of all the bands we’ve seen in the past week. Even if we include Dove Cameron my poor kid is still working with an average age of 62.

I hate quite how rapidly the enshittification of Duolingo has picked up pace but at least it may free a loved one from their late-2000s streak prison.

Now is a moment to reshare this video

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

Very tired and was looking forward to high summer early night but have been offered an evening walk where there might be deers and hares.

Hahahaha my poor daughter. Leaving Dua Lipa and the song she has in her head is Tank by the stranglers. She has been converted.

Ha no jamiroquai this eve

Talking about first gigs and I cannot believe *both* of my children discount seeing Maitre Gims plus a pantheon of French rappers at stade de france.

That Dua Lipa setlist. All it’s missing is French Exit but I will cope.

Current mood still refusing to believe Russell Mael is 76

Such a good gig week. Stranglers and Sparks done and just Dua Lipa to go. A good week but I am soooooo tired.

Sparks tonight were mythical. I love how Edgar Wright gets rolled out every London gig nowadays.

Oh fuck it fine I'll buy tickets for Gary Numan

Just like British sushi chains and burrito restaurants have forgotten what the food should taste like and instead produce some broken-telephone replication of what they think might entail, now Fireman Sam looks like some poorly deciphered lore. Is that a fire fighter? Who can say.

What’s common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders? Lithuania used to be Europe's biggest country.

Today marks nine years since Jo Cox was assassinated by a far-right extremist, a terrible loss to those who knew and loved her and to politics. Zero lessons were learned though and the far-right continues to be pandered to. With more political assassinations in the US it all feels too familiar.

It says everything about what the NDP has become that its last leader thinks grovelling to *Drake* in the year of our lord 2025 is a good move.

I do miss being able to drive to the Canadian Grand Prix

Danica Patrick is looking more and more evil.

Lincoln was so much fun and I choose to believe that not a single one of the delightful kind old nanas that I met voted Brexit or reform.

Witch Woods is so much better than Laika Party

Lincoln imp is just a lil guy

Nice and Sleazy signing. Sadly I missed her spending the whole of Golden Brown pretending to shoot up heroin #stranglers #lincolncastle