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I need £27 immediately

Should I wear this to the reptile centre y/n

how is the archers still going

the sounds of radio 4's awful political commentary via next door's open windows are mingling with the sounds of some girl getting railed, inc what sounds like spanking, in one of the student houses

going to eat a mushroom madras

still upset that in a town without enough pubs to meet demand jesus college raised the rent on the building a nice one was in, the pub had to close, and it's been empty ever since. a lose-lose for everyone

Losing friendships with Israel defenders doesn’t make me sad, i’m just glad I know not to waste any more time on you

people got obsessed with chalamet-stalking when he was filming something here and now he's enrolling at the uni lmao (on academic merit i'm sure)

Revisiting some of the classics inherpatlas.org/species/ples...

'that poly effective altruism guy who was trying to sleep with me last year is going to perform his poetry at catweazle' - i want to go back to the farm and present this to my 16 year old self and see what she thinks

From a friend who was there today: MIT class president denounced the MIT administration and said “we MIT students showed the world what we want is an end to Israeli military collaboration," the crowd erupted in chants of "free palestine," flags everywhere, they cut the livestream 🇵🇸

#birdbot

went out for a walk down the road. there’s a house here that’s been empty for years and birds keep nesting in the open mailbox

4 hours of full darkness a night year-round would be fine with me

Ninsar resplendent

Tapping in

dating people who aren't interested in helping with bird ID....not sure it's for me

I stopped hanging out with some people because they could not talk about anything but films. I’m going to become this but for Bigfoot sightings and research

I love that calming down after stressful incidents seemingly has to involve hours of zero productivity but also zero learning or mental stimulation. Can’t read a book or watch something that isn’t trash

6 badgers playing on cam wildlifeaid.org.uk/wildlife/web...

Not beating the charges that the end goal for 99% of these people is to be signed by CAA while the country goes down the shitter

This is for everyone saying Utah isn't the largest supplier of cubes

i'm inclined towards leisure myself, but debating whether "the left hates Men" is a real "you need to get a job" situation for all involved

Not going to do a death post on my IRL socials about a semi famous person I knew because I’m afraid it’d look like clout chasing but RIP to a real one, I wish I’d said yes to that acid you offered and I hope you find out what it all means on the eternal trip

I’m taking finding Walker, Texas Ranger on the hotel TV as a sign that I can stop doing tasks and just vegetate before the second half of this very stressful work trip