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Couldn't Elon just pay 20 GOP senators $5b each to impeach Trump? Seems like he could hook that up if he wanted to.

submitted 9 days ago • 40 comments

After making a PB&J does anyone else lick the knife like Lurtz the Uruk-hai from LotR, or is this just a me thing?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Which monarch knighted Sir Mix-a-lot?

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Gotta know the stats on this Dark Souls item.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The Duskbloods. I can't even.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Well now I see why Nintendo couldn't release their Direct yesterday, no one would believe in a million years that an all new FROM SOFT game on Nintendo Switch 2! Duskblood! Let's Goooooooo!

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

One of the outside cats looked in my window and I asked if he wanted to watch Fitzcarraldo with me. So that's where I'm at.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone have a name that is so generic that whenever you join a large company you get emails meant for someone else with your same name in a totally different position/location? No, just a me problem??

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

None of my friends have watched the Season 2 finale of Severance yet. I need to talk to someone before I lose my mind!

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine how much more terrifying that Music Dance Experience was to people who had never heard of a marching band before

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Caturday from sweet bb Moo

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"don't play me off because I'm a big second time Oscar winner... now let me get back to my meandering speech about respect" was not a good look Adrien Brody.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

"Why aren't you wearing a suit?" has the exact aristocratically oblivious ring as "let them eat cake."

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Solidarity Statement with @nycalamounited.bsky.social

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Don't want it to go to my head, but I think I'm probably in the top percentile of people who think up absolutely stupid/terrible puns.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Twin Peaks Day! 🥲

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Every single day for the last month every news headline has alternated between feeling like a prelude to George Orwell's 1984 or an Onion Article, and often a bit of both at the same time.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I want them to create a cinematic universe set in the Uncut Gems / Anora world.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

To drive super bowl traffic Tubi has temporarily disabled the use of the search function and access your watchlist. Late stage capitalism is so cool! Guess I'm gonna have to buy Suburban Sasquatch on DVD now. 🫠

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Caturday to all who observe. Sometimes I think she looks more like one of those giant prize-winning rabbits at the county fair than a cat.

submitted 133 days ago • 2 comments

Cats are so funny, their reaction to literally everything is like, "whaaaaat!?"

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, if Indiana wants central Illinois to secede and become part of Hoosier State go for it, but only if Northwest Indiana can secede to Canada. Honestly I can't even believe how embarrassing this governor is already.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Living in America right now is like: "BREAKING: President signs executive order that legally allows white christian men to flamethrower anyone they don't like."

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

It feels hopeless right now, but I take solace in the fact that these deplorable shitheads are fighting against the flow of time itself, clamoring for a way of life that becomes less relevant each passing day. History moves forward and every era of regression has always given way to progress.

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

Is Mario a lil freaker IRL and becomes a buff hunk when he gets a mushroom, or is he a regular guy and becomes a weird lil freak when he goes to the Mushroom Kingdom and has to eat a mushroom to come back up to his baseline normal guy status??

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Man, putting mouth wash on the grocery list hits different after you play through the game Mouthwashing 🥴

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I put my underwear on inside out today 😳

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

ORLOK WILL BE BACK... in NosferaTHREE (Dec. 2027)

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this but do NOT buy the clearance knock-off brand Ritz crackers at Menard's!

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Not to be the "everything needs to be a movie" guy, but after seeing Nosferatu and remembering the draugr fight in the Northman, I think it is imperative someone show Robert Eggers a From Soft video game.

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

My cat said her New Year's resolution was to "spend more time on the elliptical." 🤦🏻

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Sadly had to walk out of an AMC screening out of Nosferatu because the screen was completely fucking blurry! Guess the new AMC LASER experience (that got 3 separate commercials) needs some fine tuning! 🥴

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Oh, I thought they were saying, "the twelve DAVES of Christmas."

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What's going on during the part of the "Frosty the Snowman", song where it's all like "thumpty-thump-thump, thumpty-thump-thump" like what are we supposed to imagine is happening there???

submitted 183 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, got a medical question: Do you pee soup??? (the liquid part I mean, I know you still poop out the solid, I'm not that stupid)

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Mail couriers should let you toggle tracking info to 'pessimist mode' so sick of being constantly let down by these optimist ETAs.

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

Are there other types of nog or did they stop after the one? ? 🥚

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