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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Very interesting article. substack.com/inbox/post/1...

We are in full fascism, y'all.

Mountainhead fails to have any characters with any redeeming qualities They all suck which leaves the viewer no one to root for. A disappointment and generally crappy movie.

I think shit got fucked up when I stopped buying Eggo waffles

My family absolutely loves dinner at the Stagecoach Inn in Garden City Idaho. It ain’t cheap but worth every penny

I have some plans for smoking a bison brisket..it’s 4 pounds. I’m gonna need some volunteers to help eat it

Him: I'm not trying to be a dick. Me: No need to try... you're just a dick.

Phil Collins would know what to sing in this situation.

It's Friday the 13th. Go out and stab someone.

@altmadison.bsky.social Halibut is awesome and not very fishy. Also try Monkfish, it has the same texture as lobster

Friday the 13th is still a Friday.

Pretty sure my kid was all upset about breaking up with the girl that he is currently on my couch with playing Tony Hawk with?

The fascism didn’t take long. Tackling Senators, sending Marines into US cities to be used against Americans. We are in deep.

Fuck the police 🖕

Dear lort baby Jeebus thank you for air conditioning

My annual bison meat delivery has come through 🦬

Those aren't helpful words. Please suck them back in.

Hawaii is calling me

Sometimes you just gotta get drunk on Tuesday for some fucking perspective man

Everyone should look on the bright side: We have no idea if Trump will send Seal Team Six after Gov. Newsom. But at least we know that, if Trump did it, he’d be immune from criminal prosecution for doing it.

My kind hearted son just broke up with his girlfriend and is a wreck. I feel many things right now the biggest being helpless to protect him from the things he needs to go through.

California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posts a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A. via @swholocron.bsky.social

“The whole world is watching.” — U.S. Navy Veteran Trump is sending Troops into American streets not to protect people—but to provoke a crisis he can stomp out for show. This isn’t strength. It’s authoritarianism in real time.

How come the government always has enough money to terrorize people but not enough to feed and house them?

I’m still too fat for it to be this hot already

Holla at ya boy 💪

Sorry I can’t come to your event but I strained my larynx nailing down my RFK jr voice

When you can see your eyebrows without a mirror, a new phase of life has begun

The older I get the less I feel like giving people access to me

I survived an assassination attempt when I was shot in the ear at Claire’s in the mall when I was 18 yo and I still have the hole. Crazy that cartilage doesn’t regenerate.

It’s hot AF and I’m smoking a tri-tip and a joint with a tasty cold beverage

I need stronger drugs

I think the thing at the moment that’s drawing me to desire sleep is being so fully loved in my dreams. AOC absolutely knew I was married the other night but also was aware I needed some snuggles even though she is out of my league I think she needed those snuggles too

I had a quiet relationship in the early nineties with a movie star. It was soooo quite she didn’t even know about it but to this day I still love her

Sometimes I wonder what my cats think I am.

This is the WORST way to learn about how government works.

I don’t like that sleep is what I most look forward to in my life right now