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Comedian. Voice actor. Gamer. Writer. TMNT fan. Super cool dude. Let's go Knicks. https://linktr.ee/BrianMcGuinness
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Nintendo be like #donkeykongbananza #donkeykong #nintendo #switch2

Here's my new commercial with my friend Selena. #oreo #selenagomez #vo #voiceactor youtube.com/watch?v=osM3...

Might get a tattoo. #tattoo #tmnt #nes #mario #battletoads #retrogaming

Switch 2 4th of July Eating Contest let's gooooooo! #switch2

If anyone needs a new TV show rec, I watched all 8 episodes of "Adults" on Hulu in a row. It is so damn funny.

This weekend is the Game & Geek Expo in Raleigh. I'm doing a couple of panels including my favorite show Retro Bits where we riff on really bad video games with other funny comedians. Get your tickets now! #videogames #comedy #retrogaming #indiegames #nes #nintendo gameandgeekexpo.com

New rug, who dis? #tmnt

Dead White Farmers is a cool band name tho.

2019

Sometimes I'll make lunch, sit at the table, and just watch my Whatnot app for 30 minutes. Am I insane or does anybody else do this? I find it fascinating. These people are insane and it's very fun to watch.

Food shopping at Aldi's is like, "Hello where are the eggs?" "Oh they're in aisle 4, right between the underwear and TVs. If you see the generic Frosted Flakes you went too far."

Fire Thibs. Now. Before the quarter even ends. #knicks

Here's a quick fun joke about A.I.

Clutch points scored this postseason: Wolves: 34 Pacers: 30 JALEN BRUNSON: 27 Bucks: 26 Warriors: 22 Lakers: 14

I made one. #snl #katyperry #snes #retrogaming #mario #tmnt #streetfighter #jellyboy

Imagine being called a racist, fascist, misogynist, homophobic klansman but then thinking "Sleepy Joe" is the banger of all insults?

Steph Curry is still the most exciting player in the world.

Rough day for the "keep politics out of gaming" people! You morons!

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

“We want students to be totally unable to think for themselves and dependent on our language models version of rightwing unreality and anti thought.”

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

#NintendoSwitch2 #Switch2

the two genders

Parenting in 2025: "Hey no more tablet for a bit. Take a break." "Ok." Opens laptop. "Hey no more YouTube videos for a bit. Go play." "Ok " Turns on Switch. "Hey go play outside. It's a nice day." "Ok." Lies and just turns tablet back on.

When Marcus Fenix answers Dom's question about which snacks he wants

Where my Cirkul Skuad at? #cirkul

Top 10 "Fuck This Game" games: 10. Cuphead 9. Street Fighter 8. Madden 7. Wordle 6. NBA 2K 5. Animal Crossing 4. Tetris 99 3. Wii Fit 2. Balatro 1. Monopoly GO

March 22, 1994: Orlando rookie Anfernee Hardaway dunks on Chris Gatling. Hardaway had 18 PTS/15 AST and Shaquille O'Neal had 29 PTS/12 REB but the Magic lost to the Warriors, 117-116. Rookie Chris Webber scored 25 PTS (10-12 FG) and Latrell Sprewell had 24 PTS for Golden State.

And this is why Jalen Brunson should unanimously win MVP. #knicks

Top Finals scorers through the years. This is one record LeBron probably will not be able to beat. And if he can't, No. 1 will be super safe for a long time. #NBABarRaces

Been playing Level Devil all day today. A hilariously frustrating troll-ish middle finger of a game. And I love it.

We are deporting Fulbright scholars but have a job program for Proud Boys

"Honey! I finally booked a print ad." "So excited for you. What's it for?" "A video game!" "Ooh! Is it Mario? Or that Zelda guy?" "Nah I'm gonna play a guy with a tiny wiener who's jealous of this weird alien thing's giant hog. Yeah we're all gonna be peeing together too and staring at it."

If you were the guy at the arcade who had the handwritten or printed up list of moves and fatalities for Mortal Kombat you were a fucking god back then.

I’m gonna disagree. Dems should say: “You know damn well Republicans don’t care about women’s sports. And you know they get arrested every single day for preying on kids. No wonder they make laws where they get to look in your kid’s pants. They wanted to make a child predator Attorney General.” …

How to make NBA challenges better: if the coach loses the challenge, he has to do a Double Dare Physical Challenge. #nba

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan