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that's a fair reason to hang up on a detective trying to solve a murder. you really don't want the pizza lettuce to sink into the cheese. denmark i see you and that's valid

it's nice how movies in the 70s would arrive at a bar with a lounge act and then let you sit and watch the lounge act for just a little too long. you're right, movie, we just got here. let's give em a fair shake. plus, hey, that's production value

if loving you is wrong i don’t want to be right

do not ask for whom the tungsten arm o'doyles. it o'doyles for thee

american dimsum (frozen whitecastle sliders cooked in a steam basket)

Reading this interview with Maksim Borisov, a gay Russian dissident who sought asylum in the US last year only for ICE to arrest and detain him in February. He's currently held in Eloy Detention Center in Arizona where he says "trans people… just disappear."

Relatedly, if you live in Missouri and your animating political issue is immigration enforcement, you’re a moron. Just a moron, nothing else to it.

Kind of fascinating to live through an entire society just giving up and wandering away

the “will the detective investigating your murder be sad?” map remains undefeated, there’s something extra compelling about “sad and cold”

A couple things to take away from this: 1. She's very probably lying. She's being taken to task and instead of standing by her racism, is just lying about voting for the shithole countries president. 2. If Harris couldn't reach her with her immigration policy, no Democrat can. Stop trying.

depressed alcoholic detective from america: hard pass. tedious. not interested depressed alcoholic detective from scandinavia: source of endless fascination. possibly the most compelling character in literature

never kill yourself

Times like these, I am reminded of a line from Edmund Burke: I hope they get every disease and die shitting.

the wild thing is that gay people LOVED target pride slop. they ate that shit UP. could’ve been a lucrative business for them forever

finding out private equity is making big investments in your industry is like finding out your name just popped up at the top of a serial killer's notes app

Here's a map of all of the houses in Los Angeles County, the second largest metro area in the country, that are currently for sale under half a million dollars, and have a second bedroom for your potential kid.

the republican party is not a political organization in any meaningful sense as much as it is a nihilistic death cult

This is one of the world’s largest and most sophisticated physics experiments, it’s won the noble prize, and it literally does not work without both sites. Like it can’t function.

the Tennessee Lady Vols are doing dollar bill shower celebrations for every home run mashed and it's a joy to watch. This one after Boo Gibson smashed one out of the park

Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”

here’s what They won’t tell you: get a leather holster for a Desert Eagle but keep half an Italian combo in there. You find yourself wanting half an Italian combo way more often than you want a gun. And many times that you think you want a gun, you really need half an Italian combo.

alright, fine

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