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The new Mission Impossible is way better than I expected considering M:I-7 is probably at the bottom of my rankings

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

elevators should play up/down-themed muzak when going in the respective direction - e.g., ‘i’m goin’ down’ (b. springsteen), ‘go down’ (ac/dc), ‘downtown’ (petula clark), etc., etc… up is ALWAYS creed’s ‘higher’

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

Democratic mega-donors should just spend tens of millions of dollars on the Blank Check podcast and comedians/other podcasts in the Blank Check extended universe

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I love jeopardy masters, it makes me feel like a golden retriever in a quantum chemistry lecture, head empty just smiling away, having the time of my life

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Is the Mets organist playing the Severance theme song?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Even Juan Soto has to prove the haters wrong now that he’s a Met

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

My only complaint about Bluesky is that Top Chef has been back for four episodes and I just found out

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

submitted 59 days ago • 184 comments

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

submitted 79 days ago • 1117 comments

Character Limit is a great book if you want to understand what’s happening to the government right now and also if you want to get super hyped for a future obituary.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

My fonts are just gonna get goofier as everything else keeps getting bleaker. Here’s a new one www.laurenashpole.com/fonts/tuper-...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Help my baby is so violent

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Banned from using Supabase in coding projects for starting every PR with “This one is for the boys with the boomin’ system” and responding to every comment with “Somebody please tell him who the F I is”.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Does bird flu mean I have to stop eating raw cookie dough? I will NOT accept “it was never okay to eat raw cookie dough” as an answer.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Cast Pete Alonso on the Traitors season four

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Can confirm that “do I need a fucking pneumonia shot” got a clean results page

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a way to direct all this pent up anger at news orgs that refuse to do reporting? Not just posting. Do local Sinclair stations have phone numbers? Can people show up and protest until they mention what’s happening?

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Did the tariffs at least normalize booing the national anthem? Planning to boo so much at Mets games this season

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

submitted 118 days ago • 800 comments

The Real World/Rules Challenge isn’t sending their best.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you

submitted 119 days ago • 116 comments

One of my biggest complaints about 2025 so far is how everything is bad and airplanes are crashing

submitted 120 days ago • 57 comments

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

submitted 121 days ago • 2815 comments

One fun thing about Zendesk’s AI chatbots is that by the time I get to a real person I’m absolutely raging madder than I’ve ever been before about like a five dollar refund. Great for everyone involved! The future!

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like this could be a good horror roleplaying game. All the characters are rich and you draw a mental stress card if anyone lower class is insufficiently fawning.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of bad things in the world right now but OMG JASON MANTZOUKAS ON TASKMASTER OMG THANK YOU

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

submitted 136 days ago • 25 comments