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Middle-aged gay rat boy in the bay area. Sometimes I draw. Icon by @donryu.bsky.social 🔞 no minors
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I don't really like pull-over hoodies. It's too much of a commitment.

learn your history, besties

Post a female character you love.

I have three types of ttrpg characters - competency porn - angry weirdo - ratty

🎶 I saw mama kissing Gul Dukat Underneath the promenade last night… 🎶

I love opportunities to introduce people to the concept of muricide. I actually like mice fine. They're cute. But they're also fun to kill just 'cause. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muricid...

One of my best friends is in an impossibly tight spot after losing his partner earlier this year. Anything you can give is greatly appreciated ❤️

I think I did a pretty good job dyeing my hair this time.

WE ARE LIVE ...and a little late XD

Another random campaign idea I’ll never actually run: everywhere you go a slightly better party has already solved the big problems and you have to scrounge for shitty little quests that weren’t worth their time.

Goldie has started screaming into the void for several minutes every day around 5:00 AM. Maybe there's another cat outside, or maybe she's yelling at her toys. This morning, she yowled for several minutes, then took a pee break, then yowled for several more minutes.

For real, as someone who was actually gaslighted for years and is still recovering from the damage that did to me, I LOATHE it when someone uses the word to mean "lying"

My heart health/VO2 max has hit an all time high since I got an Apple watch. 💪

I sent myself a correction for a typo I made in a message to myself that I wouldn’t possibly misunderstand given the rest of the context.

snickers

This morning's run was the first one where I hit something close to my old pace on 3.5 miles without doing intervals. Felt great!

If you’re looking to get books wait until tomorrow and not on Amazon. I had no idea bookstore day was a thing and I’m glad I live where we have so many small bookstores. There a few I want to get since I’m through most of mine from earlier this year.

Saw "Sinners" last night, and I whole-heartedly recommend it for fans of original horror. But the scene that elevates it to living rent-free in my brain is the "calling of the Devil", where the purity of music bridges past, present, and future of Black joy and expression. True, true magic. <3

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Well. I just finished aching for other people in a way I don’t think I have for more than a decade. So I guess loving-kindness meditation is a pretty cool thing after all.

*POSSIBLY* OPENING FOR ONE COMMISSION- FORM: forms.gle/nwno1xPrkUvs...

More journalists need to talk about this the way Japanese articles do

Need more sales as tariffs are looming for the final batch, please re-post if you can! ;.=.; LINK: V-Art.co.uk

certified old codger

This also explains why some folks who have had issues with being refunded when I ask them to not use Apple Pay. It's all manufactured to be frustrating. So I repeat. NEVER. USE. APPLE. PAY. WHEN SUPPORTING CREATORS ON PATREON!!!!!

Headshot comm to @/Gadod on telegram

Remembering what season/episode/chapter something happened in is a mystical superpower to me. Roughly everything I read or watch becomes a patchwork of disordered experiences.

Illustration for Calgor 🔥🏴‍☠️

By my birthday, I got to the point where I could fit into a couple pairs of optimism jeans. Almost comfortably! And then birthday cheesecake happened. Soooo another week or two. XD

Game before last my centaur ranger asked a man who was riding a horse, "Does it bother you that you're a half-centaur riding another half centaur?"

This was honestly one of the best cheesecakes I’ve ever had. Everybody tell @jakebe.bsky.social what a good ‘lope he is.

Dubstep star spangled banner. And the rockets’ red glare The bass DROPPING IN A A A. A IIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR

Happy World Rat Day, kiss a rat you love today ❤️❤️ 🐀 #worldratday