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leaffwitch.bsky.social
games and books and emo music
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submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

just sitting here doing eyeliner and getting mad about the ideological insincerity of the american dream in our hypercapitalist oligarchy

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

i didn’t attend the protests today because i was asleep, but i want to contribute to the cause. which resistance-oriented entities should i donate to for this? #protests #handsoff

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

modern life is too complicated. I want to go live in a hut in the woods. with fibre internet.

submitted 50 days ago • 47 comments

hot girl hedgehog dilemma anthem

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

this is really cool, but also: do we think he has insane bladder control or is he doing the people-who-attend-times-square-NYE strategy?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

delighted to announce that my basket of mental conditions disappeared overnight and i am now Totally Fine 🥳

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

today we’re all supposed to find someone named April and benignly fuck with them, right?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

due to immense societal pressure to do so, i have lasered my cooch

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

due to immense societal pressure to do so, i have bathed

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

brother what

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

yea i like tiny silverware and carry around earplugs in case i get overwhelmed but my cat prefers drinking stagnant water out of a vase over his nice filtered fountain so which one of us is the real weirdo here

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

submitted 71 days ago • 47 comments

“i feel anxious about my incomplete tasks at work” proceeds to fuck around on the internet for 3 hours

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

taking edibles and eating taco bell at 3am is a lot more pleasant than crumpling into a ball and sobbing at 3am

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

it’s 54 degrees and the birds are screaming to be fucked; spring is almost here

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

idk how my mind finds it reasonable to simultaneously believe that no one ever thinks about me and also everyone is mad at me but my god it is fully convinced

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

political cartoons that label their concepts are so boomer

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

easier to stay cool for phase 2 of a hard boss fight when you’ve had a divorce and rushed your dying cat to the emergency vet

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

are the dark souls games way easier than i remember or have i just experienced enough life traumas that video games don’t make me nervous anymore

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

the secret to time dilation is bad standup comedy

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

the things i miss the most about neopets are: - the giant omelette - advent calendar (this was how i learned the word advent) - bastardized mahjong

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

my pc was erroring so i cleaned an ungodly amount of dust and cat hair out of it and now it’s erroring in a different way. how fun

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

rich was an extraordinary artist. he had such a unique perspective and an unparalleled eye for composition. he was always kind, giving, and had a gracious spirit. rich was someone who i deeply respected and admired. (1/5)

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submitted 181 days ago • 8 comments

Me: *Does nothing* *Does nothing* *Does nothing* *Starts something* Them: "You busy?" Me:

submitted 182 days ago • 252 comments

the hardest i’ve ever “literally me”-d

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submitted 183 days ago • 4 comments

listen i like cats as much as the next guy but writing posts in the first person pretending to be your cat is weird

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about crimes

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

why does bluesky already know i like medieval times and swords and i fear forgetting my headphones at home

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

this is noodle. he is fat and loves crimes

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

when you're trying to paste but you accidentally ctrl+c on nothing and it clears your clipboard

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments