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i’m in a crowded presentation and there’s an old lady who has been staring at me for so long i’m starting to worry that she’s me from the future

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

i’m really glad that the taboo around women’s body hair is abating a bit and it’s being shown in ads for razors etc but at the same time i really do not want to be assaulted with random bush when i’m just innocently scrolling social media

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I found where they’re conserving you

submitted 88 days ago • 69 comments

🤐GIVEAWAY!!🤐 I've got an ARC of I Am Made of Death by Kelly Andrew that needs a good home! Repost or quote to enter and I'll pick a random winner on 2/21/25. US only pls! #giveaway #yalit

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

the rat in my brain is demanding i pack for my honeymoon as if its next week and not actually FIVE MONTHS away

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

i accidentally opened this review of a local hobby store and i am absolutely haunted by the last line

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

a greek salad is one of the Perfect Foods

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

drink every time tom brady calls someone a stud

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

we have no choice but to stan

submitted 144 days ago • 20 comments

i will never know peace until i have a solarium

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

personally, when i take a bath, what i like to do is make the water so hot that it makes me physically ill to sit in it but then sit in it for so long that the water gets cold and i’mfreezing by the time i get out. works every time

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

nosferatu is for the gross girls/monster fuckers and i’m feeling Seen

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

we’ve come so far in the world of diet sodas but no one has sugar free slurpees anymore

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment

did snoopy make a deal with the devil this year? he’s everywhere

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment

i finished the villain & virtues trilogy this morning and now my life is devoid of meaning 🥲 📚💙

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment

last night i dreamed kota said “i don’t get the obsession with luigi mangione.” and i was like, “IT’S CALLED RAW SEX APPEAL!!!!!!”

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

the neighbors are doing something and gertie is Supervising

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

how did i make it through all of covid lockdown without attempting to cut my own hair only to end up taking scissors to it at nearly midnight on the doorstep of 2025

submitted 156 days ago • 2 comments

just finished this lil greenhouse model i got for christmas!! so cutee

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment

vibes for the next week 😴🧘‍♀️

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

just passed a billboard for canned scungilli which feels so new jersey it borders on parody

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

shakespeare would’ve done a muppets collab if he could’ve

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

my spotify wrapped is not worth discussing but once my goodreads wrapped drops it’s over for u hoes

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

family bands should be a criminal offense

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

who is the most beautiful woman you can think of and why is it christine baranski

submitted 194 days ago • 1 comment