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Allergic to magat morons, love dogs and love those deserving of 2nd chances. Always happy to follow back.
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I realized that I might have a road rage problem when my toddler screamed "pick a lane dickhead!" While sitting in my shopping cart at the supermarket.

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A buddy of mine used to stalk John Lennon and spied on him wherever he went. Imagine all the peep holes!

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A chicken saw a duck standing at the side of the road. Don't do it buddy, said the chicken. You'll never hear the end of it!

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Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer and they just determined who will be headlining. So watch for ABBA and Costello to find out who's on first!!!

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Do you know the leading cause of dry skin??? Towels!!!

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Donald Trump and Elon Musk are breaking up. So who gets to keep the Doge!

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I'm not sure why they call them bee larvae. They really should have called them Ba-bees!

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My date looked bored as we were watching a movie on my couch. She said, I thought you told me that you were interesting??? No, I replied. I said I was into resting!

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How does Spock get a laugh from Captain Kirk??? He sets his phazer to Pun!

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My wife and I were cuddling when she said "show me a fantastic time!" So I stepped outside and ran an 11 second 100 Metres!!!

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Why were dinosaurs so big??? Because Jurassic times called for Jurassic measures. And could this joke get any worse? You bet Jurassic can!

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My Dr told me that I needed more fluids and more rest. So I drank until I passed out!

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So if you have a grandparent from Canada and your mom/dad spent at least 3 years cumulatively in Canada BEFORE you were born, you will be able to become a Canadian citizen. I've had many ask me about the grandparent thing and they might benefit from this! globalnews.ca/news/1121444...

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Just have to tell SOMEBODY... Went to an apartment inspection with landlord and disabled client. After sorting through her bags of keys for all of her properties, she went on an absolute angry rant against the liberal govt and rising costs. Landlords have doubled rents in 5 years and she...

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I’m so ashamed to be an American right now…

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Happy Friday everybody, we made it! Hey, sorry for the Canadian smoke we're all now choking on. They tell me this is our last day to deal with it. Ugh! This is Willow wanting me to put my fingers a little lower! Cheerio!

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My girlfriend poked me right in the eyes, so I stopped seeing her for a while.

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What do you call a Nun with a Katana??? A Nunja!

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What is an astronomer's favorite gum? It's pretty evenly split between Orbit and Eclipse but Big Red dwarfs them all!

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What do you call a vampire that is obsessed with butts? Count Crackula!

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Peter Parker knows how to make 1 minute rice. His Uncle Ben was a great cook!

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We're going to need a bigger bag of popcorn.

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My girl Stella just happy her family is home!

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Gloves are off! Just confirming what we already knew. ca.news.yahoo.com/musk-says-tr...

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I get 2nd hand embarrassment when I watch Trump speak live. Today's noon hour rant especially.

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