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Turn my back for one minute and another Pope ganks my name.

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For over 4 years of iPhone health tracking I’ve alway sat in the higher part of the above average on the VO2 cardio heath range, until today I finally hit the high range.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone is gangsta until they accidentally swallow their own spit and choke for a few seconds.

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

I was listening to a podcast that brought up a good point. Social media is at its best when people are telling you what they are actually doing, not telling you everything they think about what everyone else is doing. I don’t need your opinion on something unless you are actively in the trenches.

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He’s so chill. Downpour and lightning everywhere and he’s just calmly looking out going “Man, I hate peeing in that stuff.”

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I buy scratchers as a kind of door prize for winning at cards when we have family/friends visiting here. Just won $1000+ on one of the leftovers we didn’t use.

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Sing no more ditties, sing no more Of dumps so dull and heavy. The fraud of men was ever so Since summer first was leafy. Then sigh not so, but let them go, And be you blithe and bonny, Converting all your sounds of woe Into hey, nonny, nonny #ShakespeareSunday

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The dog keeps turning down my offer of Lay’s Potato Chips because he can smell I have a toasted chicken parmesan sandwich. So much for “beggars can’t be choosers”

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Listen, I've been talking to your haters, and they raised a lot of valid points about you.

submitted 42 days ago • 18 comments

Got my eye on these trouble makers. Dexter, Karen, Olga and no one wants to get knee capped by Tanya.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

My whole feed is Musk, RFK and shoddy Dire Wolf science, BlueSky has quickly become XTwitter. And that’s sad. Who wants to talk about art, movies or what they are reading or streaming these days?

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

I’m just fucking saying. If I wanted to see what anyone was saying on Twitter I’d have a twitter account.

submitted 44 days ago • 11 comments

My dog is photogenic, but I guarantee what’s going on in his head would be like a Homer Simpson meme. #Dogs #DogSky

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I must be an aggressive chewer because my watch just notified me I had closed my move goal while I was standing in my kitchen eating out of a pint of Häagen-Dazs Caramel Cone ice cream.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I walk/run past this in the canals every day and I’m forming a mashup script in my head. #FilmSky #MovieSky

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I still get notifications for who mentioned me on Threads, Facebook and Instagram so I can keep track of who really isn’t paying attention to my interactions with those platforms.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

if i ever refer to y'all as my "audience" feel free to wheel out the guillotine

submitted 60 days ago • 11 comments

I got pit tickets to see The Lumineers. I say pit loosely. The most hectic it can possibly be is someone handing me a homemade marmalade on a cracker that I don’t like.

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

Given the current state religion, education, and politics of course Easter will have the holy trinity of falling on Hitler’s birthday, Columbine anniversary and national weed day Check the grass in those baskets!

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Tazer’s first half commentary. #RCJH

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I have been acquiring a lot of my old favorite band t-shirts lately. But I’m realizing it might be a problem because I just ordered a Wild Stallyns Bill & Ted shirt through the @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social app. #BeExcellent

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I just remind myself that James E. Fixx, author of The Complete Book of Running died of a heart attack at 52 while out jogging. Nothing is guaranteed folks. And yes I generated this with Adobe and Artista Oil because, ya know, time! #mementomori

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Found some keys while walking and went on Next Door to post them thinking that was the best chance to get them to the owner. That place is so awful, I kind of hope it’s one of the awful people on there that desperately need them, but they are too busy shitposting to find them.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Owen was struggling to come to terms with his imminent demise

submitted 70 days ago • 36 comments

“You know that your time is coming 'round So don't let the bastards grind you down” Yeah… I just quoted sad, sappy Achtung Baby Bono.

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Doesn’t happen a lot, but always nice to have a dolphin sighting on the canals while walking.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

So it turns out if you exercise and lose weight you do actually lower your blood pressure. My doctor doesn’t actually lie to me like I suspected. 🙃 But the threat of low dose blood pressure medicine finally worked in their favor.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t know what this field did to this crow, but it definitely fucked around and found out. #birdsky #burnitdown

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