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CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN

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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

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Everyone say "hello, Bingus!"

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Everywhere I go, I see his face...

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I AM NOT OUT OF ARCICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Remember that awful song Grimes wrote about Elon musk being a gamer

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Made spicy chicken burgers last night with Carolina reaper & smoked chipotle mayo, the colonel ain't got shit on me 😤

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I really really need you guys to make a conscious rejection of generative AI tools part of your ongoing political resistance. Don't use ChatGPT. Turn off Gemini. Don't read the AI results forced upon you at the top of Google search. Don't use AI art generators or support anyone who does. Please.

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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

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Hrothgar make condom

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This video game would have sold better if it were a completely different game. I am very wise.

submitted 116 days ago • 88 comments

Saw Better Man a second time last night, solidified it as an all time favourite movie, somehow cried more than the first time 😎

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People hated Jane Fonda for the crimes of being cool, hot and correct.

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We're not even at the end of January but I feel confident in saying that the Robbie Williams biopic will be firmly in my top 5 films this year

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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

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Scored a banger from the "frozen mystery meat box" this week 🙏

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A perfect comic panel.

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Keep Honking

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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

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Baby shoes, baby shoes, baby shoes

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incredible things happening at the holiday party

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“That’s the beauty of the gaycation!”

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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

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Love to cancel an Uber that's literally not moving only for the same guy to accept the new trip, not move, then cancel

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Ummm

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I don't really buy the talk about Chris Luxon being rolled or stepping down but I have to admit posting a pic of yourself doing a 9/11 into the Beehive doesn't scream "I love this job"

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me: how old is your baby? her: 46 weeks me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?

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there’s a discourse going around today about why western devs can’t make a game as good as chrono trigger and i think it’s worth saying that a lot of japanese devs can’t make a game as good as chrono trigger either

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