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lexoluthoro.bsky.social

We do jokes and sports here. One half of the world tag team champions with @milfordbrimlee 🚩🔞🚩 I am 37 and angry 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Married 💍 NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.

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BRONSON PINCHOT?!

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Therapy works, y'all.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I like to visit shoeshops & say to the assistant 'YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE WITH BIG FEET' and then start trying shoes on my penis.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Humans are ridiculous about birthdays. The gift of life is not enough. They also need a Nintendo.

submitted 20 hours ago • 5 comments

My stomach is a fudgeking mess.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

crying behind my SFGiants gear good luck pitching tonight Ohtani.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

What's your sign?

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Sent my dad a message for Father's Day- he hasn't opened it. That's Dad. 😎👉

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Eat a pear or eat a chipwhich ice cream sandwhimalready eating the ice cream.

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I'm glad I don't live in my hometown anymore, but I gotta tell you- I miss it. I've been in a lot of different towns and cities in the past few months and they're all gold turds. At least my hometown has never lied about being brown.

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Hood morning

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Workers are "terrified" as immigration agents sweep farms, the president of United Farm Workers says, adding that Americans should think about the "human loss" as well as "crops rotting" in the fields.

submitted 2 days ago • 135 comments

My dad is going to the N* K*ngs event in my hometown. I'm proud of him. Maybe he'll roundhouse kick injustice; idk what he gets up to these days.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

INVENTOR OF TAFFY: I have invented taffy! INVENTOR OF TOFFEE: I have invented . . . toffee! INVENTOR OF TAFFY: INVENTOR OF TOFFEE: What? It's good. INVENTOR OF TAFFY: Motherfucker, I will kill you.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

They put strawberry slices in my non strawberry fruit tea. Theres an orange in there too. Im not allergic to oranges. Wish I knew.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I would've been backstage to congratulate him, but he doesn't need friends. Just titles 😤

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Spikes had to leave because he was in too much pain and who replaced him is a guy I call Doc Nintendo. Because one time I heard him ranting about Nintendo, and also he looks like Doc Brown.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

My paycheck in two weeks is going to be really, really bad. Like, this week was bad as I made half of what I made the weeks before, and this pay period I lost two days). Now, I need to think about ways to bolster my paycheck by over 500 dollars and I don't know that I can :/

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Guess who still has a migraine? I'm keeping it at bay. Though, to be honest, this supervisor is a chronic pain sufferer so if anyone's gonna understand why I'm looking like both a wet and beat dog it's this young fella.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Them: Remember? Me: No

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Lost two days to migraine this week.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

What they aren’t showing on Fox News

submitted 5 days ago • 691 comments

I left my fucking wallet in a Safeway an hour from my house 😭

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I was making lunch and a pigeon just walked by the window, did a double take, and came back to stare at my sandwich

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

GUNTHER GUNTHER GUNTHER

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Heh heh heh heh

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I only dropped a FourLoko. Then I put it back on the shelf even though it was kind of open; fuck you.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment