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'Orangemandias'. Inspired. Genius.

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

Live your life so millions of your fellow citizens don't take to the streets to tell you to go fuck yourself on your birthday.

Homophobic old lady at next table: God is raining on Pride today Me (leaning over) : maybe she just wants to see loads of hot folk in wet Tshirts. 😅😅 happy Pride Dundee

anyway, all this talk of south africa has reminded me of one of the greatest quotes in showbiz history

Its Friday! Have a short story! Like magic and/or trains? This one is for you... authory.com/JohnBull/An-...

THERAPIST: and what do we say when those big dark feelings start to feel too overwhelming? ME: eat spaghetti so no upsetti?? THERAPIST: what? ME: what?

Welcome to the archives.

Me right now

Drove back home from London listening to Tom Lehrer and Flanders and Swann. Never been cool, me.

Totally agree with @iandunt.bsky.social on the Elon / Trump tiny dick slapping contest, via his Substack today:

Some of y all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

hi, authoritarian expert here! this is not funny, authoritarians only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

when threesomes go wrong, they GO WRONG

Even as we speak, somebody is preparing their ‘It’s all very well enjoying the Trump/Musk feud but I, a serious person, remain focussed on the issues affecting society’ post. And that person needs kicking in the shins.

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.

Fellow members of the UK food industry: Please sign & share this open letter to Keir Starmer in condemnation of Israel’s deliberate and systematic campaign to use starvation as a weapon of war against the Palestinian people of Gaza 💔 (via @shahnazahsan.bsky.social) docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

My 14 June botanical illustration & mental health w'shop's now enrolling I'll teach you: 🌿How to break down plants into simple shapes & add shading 🧠How time spent creatively alters brain biochemistry to improve mental health. Limited spaces,earlybird price: workshops.emmamitchell.uk/courses/bota...

“OMG Dad, just Google it.”

Watching 'Ice Cold in Alex' with the Princeling. It's part of his cultural education, and nay also help him put his current woes* into perspective. *Not being allowed out for a walk when it's too hot. Not enough cheese or meaty bones.

🧩 Puzzle #663 🤔 14 guesses ⏱️ 4m 1s 🔗 alphaguess.com