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lighter.bsky.social
Big stupid Typhlosion. Posting semi-in-character. (Character is He/Him) Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir) WARNING: Posts/RTs NSFW
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It's really funny how Fuga's intermissions are all just these little cozy domestic life interludes on the building-sized megatank with the child-soul-powered superweapon on it

This…this…I mean I don’t think we could write something to make fun of Bari Weiss’ sister that is this funny.

Got some physical CDs for car listening today Anthropocene Extinction - Cattle Decapitation Never Neverland - Unto Others A Sun Came - Sufjan Stevens Javelin - Sufjan Stevens

This Giant Eagle's Italian section is entirely tomato sauce

The wall on this Giant Eagle bathroom stall is like a booger museum

nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao

Shocking! Grindcore Fan Discovers Another Terrible Act in Favorite Genre!

What happened to that Sargon loser after he washed out of UK politics

Rivers Cuomo at the vending machines at the front of an early 2000s grocery store: "What's with these Homies?"

Fuga 3 is good so far, but i also will say anyone who says "you don't need to have played the first two" is a complete liar. This whole game would not work without the prior two.

Conservatives will watch a show called "racist moron who sucks shit" and they'll love the lead character and think the show is a positive depiction of American values

The scrungliest scrimblo I know, @ixzinensfw.bsky.social, gave me some adorable birthday art. 💖

Found plan to get away with being a serial killer. I commit my slayings in broad daylight in a public location. After I have finished, I open a can of beef stew and chug it while it splashes all over my face and body. I shout "I NEED MORE DINTY MOORE" The media will assume it is a viral ad campaign.

Guy on ozzys boneyard is waxing nostalgic about drunk driving without seatbelts on This is why we make fun of you boomers

Does anyone have the Second Life Poetry Night video where it's just the worst poets ever and then some goon gets on stage and turns on a penis that is shooting cum everywhere while the Full House theme plays

Some art of lighter being cute and large (and very possibly devious) that @butterdragon.bsky.social was a sweetie and did for me a bit ago 💕

Fun new game to play: I present the contestant with a close-up photo and they have to determine if it is a picture of a meatball sub from a fast food place OR a forensic photograph from a motorcycle accident

Fun fact lighter can just do this irl

I was asked for a depiction (The game was 3D now)

applying for jobs again