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Name a more iconic 16-O!!!!

Spending the evening with my family* *watching the recorded livestream of the Hey Randy podcast because I don’t live in LA and couldn’t witness the slap aftermath in person like I wanted to

Look at me with my beautiful boys #boymom

Livestream the whole show until Friday. Tix below: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/heyrandy

THIS IS TONIGHT! Get your livestream tix below! It will be available allllll weeek looonnnggg!!!!! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/heyrandy

In defiance of the Supreme Court & without any evidence, the White House claims that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a “terrorist,” who was “sent to the right place.” This is a blatant LIE. He is innocent. He cannot be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. He must be brought home.

i still didn’t get to say what i wanted to say

This show is Friday!! In person tix SOLD OUT!!! Get your livestream tix here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/heyrandy

BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed the SAVE Act, a bill that would make it much harder for millions of people to register to vote. We're calling on the Senate to reject this legislation.

Get your live and livestream tix to HEY RANDY LIVE! April 18th at 7:30pm at The Elysian Theater in LA. Livestream available to watch for a week after the show! @timbaltz.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social www.elysiantheater.com/events?event...

babe what's wrong you've barely touched your holistic pizza that represents ancestral healing

All new THIS BOOK CHANGED MY LIFE with these two insanely funny cutie pies, Angela Giarratana and Jeremy Culhane! Listen now on CBBWorld.com!!

could do 19 on carbs. 12 hours on pasta alone

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Hey Randy! has broken out of the paywall!! This is the final ep in the Earwolf "Nutz 4 Snutz" Bonus Bang series. Originally episode 4, "Cat Puke Taquitos” released May 24th, 2022, but remains as timeless as it is duplicitous.

Paul & Jason are on the road, but that doesn't slow Dinosaur down! Holding down the fort @ Largo: @lilyyily, @owenburke, @nicolebyer, Chad Carter, @thelisagilroy, Mary Holland, Phil Augusta-Jackson, Seth Morris& Rob RIggle. Tix: vist.ly/3my7p33

Dr. Shred Certified:

THIS WEDNESDAY we’re all getting together to be funny for once in our goddamn lives TWO-PROV from myself and Shaun Diston AND @lilyyily.bsky.social and Lisa Gilroy LIVE AND LIVE-STREAMED! Tickets: ucbcomedy.com/show/2-is-th...

Time to curl up with a good book. 📚

excited to drink poop water during WWIII

My Randy and Carissa figures have arrived just in time for Valentine’s Day! @scottaukerman.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social @timbaltz.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

What a blessed day. @timbaltz.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social

Randy (@timbaltz.bsky.social) & Carissa (@lilyyily.bsky.social) figures just came in from @cbbworld.bsky.social / @figurecollections.bsky.social! Lily thanks again for signing the back of a different figure so I could attach it to the real figure, like the giant nerd I am

No one is more powerful than an On-And-Off Girlfriend

its giving restaurant that serves “Freedom Fries” www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...

Never in my life did I think I would have my own action figure. And the fact that my frienemy with benifies has one too??? HEAVEN 😭 😍 Thank you @figurecollections.bsky.social & @cbbworld.bsky.social !!!

were under fire evacuation. i’m sorry but normally scheduled programming won’t be coming out on time. we and the pets will be ok but the house is in real danger. clinging to faith in the fire department 🙏🙏🙏

SOME DISTRACTION FROM DESPAIR, yes folks, it's an ALL-NEW Couples Therapy! IT'S A COUPLES CHRISTMAS PART DEUX! Connubial comedians @lilyyily.bsky.social & @timbaltz.bsky.social dish about prison towns & familial drama, setting boundaries + Tim reads Andy with a single word! 🔊 tinyurl.com/CTLilyTim

New COLLEGE TOWN feat. @drewdroege.bsky.social & @lilyyily.bsky.social! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (Seth Morris). Pharmacy gossip, sex dungeons, hoagies & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social www.comedybangbangworld.com

what happened to the pig?!!!!

Thank you to everyone who came out to Hey Randy on Friday!! We love Toyota Jan and our improv coach Jack!

New WGT linkkkk with @lilyyily.bsky.social + @williebhines.bsky.social and Scott Aukerman on rn! www.youtube.com/live/ezDa28U...

Get your tickets for the biggest Comedy Bang Bang Live show of the year! December 13, featuring @pftompkins.bsky.social & a ton of special guests! Plus the Hey Randy podcast with @timbaltz.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social Dan Lippert Mary Sohn @brettmorris.bsky.social www.axs.com/events/72385...

Los Angeles! Join @pftompkins.bsky.social, myself, and a cavalcade of @cbbworld.bsky.social stars on Friday Dec 13 for the biggest live show of the year! Special openers @timbaltz.bsky.social, @lilyyily.bsky.social & the Hey Randy podcast crew! www.axs.com/events/72385...

Our final live show for a long while is Friday Dec 13 in Los Angeles! And it’s a huge one www.axs.com/events/72385...

For today's "previously a discord 'sclusie" upload, here's my edit of the Espresso music video with all the audio replaced by clips of the Salt Lake City @cbbworld.bsky.social episode. @lilyyily.bsky.social singing Espresso will forever be stuck in my head ☕ www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D8c...

honestly cant think of a worse blunt rotation

Also here is @brettmorris.bsky.social with his fedora wearing mic