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seize this moment, bluesky. release group dms

bad news, gang. I’m keeping the dog in the divorce

Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests. Me: I kept it worm for you. Doctor: What? Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you

it’s messed up I never got to have an affair. feels like I could’ve got mad sneaky with it.

good stuff: nestled to my bosom bad stuff: chuck it in the bin

this account is a showcase of my passions.

👏let’s👏watch👏tennis👏

cmon hoss, I know the perfect place for an old nag like you to get a drink. why don't we saddle up and ride on down to Horsekiller Crick

Help me find my friends

you better change your tone if you want this last minute mother's day card from safeway

went by my mutuals’ alma mater

I used to live in a shared reality

He was An American pope

(back on my bullfuck voice) im back on my bullfuck

walking around gives you a real sense of your community. I’ve been walking around a lot and now I know which people will let me use their toilets if I ask nicely (none of them)

I’m not ashamed to admit that I enjoy the music of Cake

I want to believe I could wear these but I know in my heart that someone would call the cops if I did

they named this drink “The Bandit,” but only after they saw me order it

it's the first of May first of May outdoor fucking starts today