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As if there’s any other way to take it in.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

We all need a little joy right now and none of that is going to come from brands sending April Fool’s day emails.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Every Hunger Games book gets blunter about the messages fans keep missing

submitted 90 days ago • 6 comments

Roses are red Violets are blue

submitted 97 days ago • 2567 comments

The replies here are A+

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow is pi day. Don’t forget to make cookies with your pie crust scraps and a little sugar!

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

SCOOP: Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with President Donald Trump at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a group setting.

submitted 113 days ago • 1072 comments

NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

submitted 117 days ago • 1296 comments

This is just to say 1. I have eaten the plums 2. I found them in the icebox 3. I knew you were saving them for breakfast 4. I asked for forgiveness 5. I quite enjoyed their taste and temperature.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Allegory alert!

submitted 131 days ago • 215 comments

I just lost my job, along with most of my coworkers, due to the illegal grant freeze. I worked at an organization that -helped veterans who have lost a limb -Assisted elderly and disabled people -Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs

submitted 138 days ago • 924 comments

Read my friend’s book! It’s great and so is she.

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

submitted 142 days ago • 191 comments

Ok man, I’ll tell them

submitted 142 days ago • 222 comments

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

My goals for the year include not buying any fast fashion and having a low buy year. I’m going to have to get really creative to meet one of my other goals: get a porch goose.

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Everything is trash but this shirt exists 😻 (thrifting w @glueandglitter.bsky.social )

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

Aging is telling the dentist that you take otc pain meds for situations like “when your neck decides to punish you for the act of sleeping”. He was very competent as a dentist but that poor youth just nodded and smiled vaguely.

submitted 153 days ago • 1 comment

I read about 100 books a year and feels like it’s gonna be a 200 book year this time.

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

Made croissants as a disassociation from the day/surrounding days tactic

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

Further examples of unexpected Thanksgiving surprises: *The Year The Meal Was 2.5 Hours Late Because Someone Told Different People Different Times *The Year It Was Announced That Tom Hanks Was “A Perv” (I left the room and did not seek clarification)

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Every year, something non harmful but wildly unexpected happens at extended family Thanksgiving. Wondering about this year’s surprise is a nice mental break from the everything. Examples: *The Year With No Napkins At All *The Year We Cooked On Small Campfires 100 Feet Away From The Working Kitchen

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